[what?]

Ok here's a "non-gay" question, when you've cum have you ever tried to aim for something? (besides a girl)

I'll answer for everybody I can think of.

Vit E - his cat
Tom - a hanky/towel/sock so he can photograph and send to Ninjabassist and/or fedex to Michman
Clay - a picture of Fem
LFC - also Vit E's cat
snarg - his adult diaper. Helps seal the sides and prevent leakage.
asshat - a phag he keeps chained in his basement
leu - his mouth, but why doesn't Bird shut the fuck up about it already



edit - read back after I posted this. was dead on about TF. I'm not happy with myself right now.

[snarg]

This is what I don't get. It's not another guy's. It's yours. I don't see how it's gay at all. I can say with a degree of certainty that it would completely turn me off if a guy cowered away from a kiss after oral sex for that reason.

banana is the only one who gets it here
of course, everyone should reserve the right to their opinion, there is no right or wrong
but listen to this voice of reason
your life in general will improve
and your sex life will improve drastically
she is giving you all a shortcut to better fulfillment
listen up, loosers

[Jdub]

I was just trying to get people to quit arguing about it already.

That's post of the day!!! Fuck ya'll, that's funny!!

[BIRD33]

Reread what you said then smack yourself in the head with your keyboard.

You said it's a gay act. I called it activity. Ok sorry, ACT.

Are you seroius,I think I know act and activity are the same thing.Sometimes I get a lame school teacher vibe from you.Anyway if you werent busy checking my spelling you would see my point.Im not it to Gay acts or activties just like im not into old chicks, im not homophobic and im not an ageist.what if a girl looked at a guy with a squished up face if he asked for anal?Is that killing the mood or her personal choice?

[snarg]

Reread what you said then smack yourself in the head with your keyboard.

You said it's a gay act. I called it activity. Ok sorry, ACT.

:loool:
i love this yellow fruit

[what?]

Edit: what?'s face

not if I don't get a tongue kiss after you thoughtless bastard

[greg]

not if I don't get a tongue kiss after you thoughtless bastard

^^^^^^^^^^
What? he said!

[Banana]

Are you seroius,I think I know act and activity are the same thing.Sometimes I get a lame school teacher vibe from you.Anyway if you werent busy checking my spelling you would see my point.Im not it to Gay acts or activties just like im not into old chicks, im not homophobic and im not an ageist.what if a girl looked at a guy with a squished up face if he asked for anal?Is that killing the mood or her personal choice?

No, but dude, you missed my point. My point, again was this: I can understand you not wanting to do it cause you don't like the taste. I DO NOT understand why you would consider it a gay act, and that being the basis for why you don't want to do it. I'm just not convinced that tasting your own semen is a gay act. That's what I was getting at. Then you got all pissy, told me to read before I replied, and stuff, and I needed a beer, cause I did read it. I just didn't get it. Make sense?

We cool now? Want a beer?

**slaps Bird33 with school teacher stick**

[what?]

We cool now? Want a beer?

**slaps Bird33 with school teacher stick**

If he doesn't show back up, I'm in for a beer and a slap from Nana :drool:

[snarg]

get in line dude

[BIRD33]

I get what your saying.Im on my way to my first of 12 heinekens.See ya.

[leucetios]

Why are you saying my decision is based solely on me viewing it as a homosexual act? I said in my opinon its a gay act, I'm not gay and the act which seems gay to me doesnt appeal to me just like for me somebody pissing on me doesnt do it for me. Im not anti-people who like to piss on people nor am I homophobic.It just doesnt do it for me.You seem to be forcing on me the fact that im the one with this homophobia problem but is it really the fact that most people would view it as a gay act making you question your sexuality that is the problem?* I'm mature and open minded but not into semen in my mouth.If you are great, more power to you.

Seriously. Where do you come up with this shit?

I never said your decision was based solely on you viewing it as a homosexual act (although you said that yourself - see the red text). To clarify this for you, the word "you" doesn't have to mean you specifically. Here let me make it even easier for you: If a person (not just Bird33) gives that something is gay, and only gay people do it, as their only reason for not trying something that person (not just Bird33) is using a homphobic argument.

As for my own sexuality. I know I am straight. I know this without a doubt because I haven't limited myself to believing I am straight. I've had experiences, and considered options, and could walk away from them and go "huh, yeah, not really for me. That didn't turn me on, or do anything for me"
As opposed to closing my eyes to it and telling myself I must be straight because I flat out won't do things that could even remotely be considered gay. I know I'm not repressing anything; not sure you could say the same.


The real question is: does watching Queer Eye For the Straight Guy make me queer? What about if I jerk off, but only when thinking about the Straight Guy?

[pepsi]

A guy I was dating nutted in my mouth one time and he wanted to know how it tasted like. I told him to open his mouth and I exchanged the stuff into his. He gagged and questioned how girls can do that kinda discusting shit. Needless to say he never nutted in my mouth again.

[snarg]

give it up, leo, yer :beatin a dead horse:
is that slimie available
code pealse

TIA

[leucetios]

I don't think that slimie is back, yet.

[asshat]

The point is really simple. Men should not have semen in their mouths. Whether it is their own or someone else's (god forbid).

My wife had a gay tennis coach. I was always a little nervous when she came home that she might have some gay germs on her. Maybe a little semen on her hands from when he shook her hand or something. I never said anything, I just waiting a while before I touched her too much after a lesson.

I don't have any problem with the tennis coach or anything. I am not scared of him, he is a phag after all. I just didn't want any gay stuff on me, that's all.

[Michman]

Ok so, since I've tasted myself before, does that make me a lesbian?

No...it makes you hot

[Jesse Antarctica]

funny never really thought about tasting myself. And I have nothing against gays (some punk stole my baseball bat the other day-bad joke-). It's just that it never came in my mind.

As for the afterkiss I play smart, having a can of coke ready in the area is always a good way to clean rapidly a girl mouth.

[snarg]

A guy I was dating nutted in my mouth one time and he wanted to know how it tasted like. I told him to open his mouth and I exchanged the stuff into his. He gagged and questioned how girls can do that kinda discusting shit. Needless to say he never nutted in my mouth again.

rack pepsi
i bet she gives good head, too

narg:

[snarg]

The point is really simple. Men should not have semen in their mouths. Whether it is their own or someone else's (god forbid).

My wife had a gay tennis coach. I was always a little nervous when she came home that she might have some gay germs on her. Maybe a little semen on her hands from when he shook her hand or something. I never said anything, I just waiting a while before I touched her too much after a lesson.

I don't have any problem with the tennis coach or anything. I am not scared of him, he is a phag after all. I just didn't want any gay stuff on me, that's all.

:lool: