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my dad
#1

...just emailed me the following:

i do not know why gay men like lesbians. i never got your answer.

(of course, this was the first i heard of the question, he is 84, after all)

what should i tell him??

TIA

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#2

sounds like he's as big of a cluster fuck as you are...

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#3

cLaY Wrote:sounds like he's as big of a cluster fuck as you are...


that is of no help whatsoever
i was looking for something a bit more constructive
TIA

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#4

I got nothing

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#5

Well, it seems that he is on to your love of lesbians.
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#6

well, in fact, gay men do like lesbians
and snarg also likes lesbians

however, logic does not indicate that snarg is gay becasue he likes lesbians
ask any logician, they will explain it to you

Confusednarg:

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#7

You must have told him how you love swallowing your semen and he assumed you get pounded in the ass by cock. Try explaining to him your views on why gargling your cum doesn't make you gay, I'm sure he'll understand.

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TomFoolery Wrote:You must have told him how you love swallowing your semen and he assumed you get pounded in the ass by cock. Try explaining to him your views on why gargling your cum doesn't make you gay, I'm sure he'll understand.

i am getting the feeling i am not gonna get much help here
is there anyone out there who has a serious reponse??

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#9

Because a lesbian would not try to cockblock him if they were out somewhere together. Now give me some damn points!

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snargsdad Wrote:Dear Son,

I do not know why gay men like lesbians. i never got your answer.

Sincerely,

Dad

snarg Wrote:Dear Dad,

My personal experience is that gay men like the fact that lesbians do not look down on their peculiar ways, since they possess many of the same idiosyncracies.

For example, I like to fill my mouth with my own semen and whistle the theme song to Andy Griffith. The only friends I have that do not consider this strange are my lesbian softball team members. They call me Sissy Boy and Snargy the Spunk Monkey and we laugh and go out for Baskin Robbins.

Hope this helps.

Sincerely,

Snarg

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#11

thanks, arby, i think he will unnerstand now

Confusednarg:

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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#12

Weird...I don't remember sending you that email...

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#13

dad??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#14

Hello, son. :wub:

Explain them lesbians to me again?

Confusednarg:

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#15

i sent ya the pics, pops
didn't ya understand?

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#16

The mail didn't come today.

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#17

check yer email, old-timer

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#18

I'm confused


sin,
dad

Confusednarg:

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