[Hambone]

Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood but were in their nineties when they got married. Back in those days there was no hanky panky before marriage so Chester and Mildred were both still virgins.

Needless to say, Chester was pretty excited on their wedding night, having waited so patiently all these years. However, Mildred was very apprehensive, as she had developed a heart condition and would have to tell Chester that they could not do "it".

Chester was sitting on the bed wanting Mildred to hurry up. He detected a little reluctance on her part. Thinking that she was just shy, he sent her off to the bathroom to get undressed. When she reappeared in her silk sateen nightie, he got her to sit next to him on the bed.

Not knowing how to get things started he pulled the first strap on her nightie. She blushed just as red as her silk sateen nightie. She was really concerned about telling Chester about her heart condition.

In the meantime, Chester was looking at the first breast he had seen since his own mothers. It was hanging there all the way down to her belly button, gravity having taken it's course over some ninety years. He sensed her anxiety and figured she was going to have to be helped a little more. Then he pulled the second strap and saw the second breast unroll downward before him.

Poor Mildred was now beside herself. She was going to have to tell Chester about her heart. With a quivering voice and mustering up all her courage, she said, "Chester I have acute angina."

Chester responds, "I sure hope so. Your tits look like hell!"