[what?]

During is good. :d

Check your PMs. I tried to pull all the hair back so you could see the full 4 inches. I'm spent, going to bed.

[Banana]

Check your PMs. I tried to pull all the hair back so you could see the full 4 inches. I'm spent, going to bed.

Thanks, dude. :$

[snarg]

help? I'm no good at this...

is help? one of yer trools??
inquiring minds want to know

narg:

[snarg]

You're probably right, everyone seems to like me. I'm doing really well in the newbie of the month thread, probably better now that ElTaco shit the bed.

yer correct, what?, you were doin well, till this theard


narg:

[asshat]

I like Mister Blisterfist. Saw that a day or two ago on another site. But I am more into humorus smack as opposed to "i'm gonna kick your ass on the internet" smack.

[asshat]

If I need to use "smegma connoisseur" can I pay you some points? I was thinking that one might be worth 2 or 3 points.

[cLaY]

copied smack is lame...talk shit on the fly, its always the most effective.

[TomFoolery]

copied smack is lame...talk shit on the fly, its always the most effective.

Sincerely,

The dude who is 1/4 part TF, 1/4 part VitE, 1/4 part MT, and 1/4 part WB

[cLaY]

Sincerely,

The dude who is 1/4 part TF, 1/4 part VitE, 1/4 part MT, and 1/4 part WB

No

[Eltaco]

What? Are you serious? Look, I know that people say that 'Admitting your problem is your first step to a solution' but lets just say that in the game of smack, practice makes perfect and the way things stand right now, you couldn't smack Clay's ass if she bent over and let you, never mind running smack on a high class group like The Troll Army and its Generals. There now is the time when you move on to the 'Practice makes perfect' and while I see that you've been trying to practice, from one smack master wannabe to another, you seem to be fluttering like a fish out of water. More on that later though.

I'd say your best bet might be to stick with trying to steal points from new members, like you tried on my first day here, or maybe you could just move to a more feminine board, like The village Place where you can smack middle-aged mothers on par with fem and her intelligence around all day long, unless of course they ban you in which case I recommend you just turn off your computer and crawl back into bed.

-ET

(Incidentally, I think someone already took the credit for foreskin connoisseur, unless of course you were going for the miss spelled version)

[Beaucephus]

Internet smack is for pussies. I have always found true gratification in smashing a smart ass's fucking teeth out of their head with my fists then repeatedly kicking them after they are down. Now that's satisfaction. :d

[snarg]

i think bobo is onto something here

narg:

[what?]

Internet smack is for pussies. I have always found true gratification in smashing a smart ass's fucking teeth out of their head with my fists then repeatedly kicking them after they are down. Now that's satisfaction. :d

I didn't realize this was an option. Fuckin IN! (for getting my teeth smashed outta my head and then being repeatedly kicked while I'm down).

[asshat]

What? Are you serious? Look, I know that people say that 'Admitting your problem is your first step to a solution' but lets just say that in the game of smack, practice makes perfect and the way things stand right now, you couldn't smack Clay's ass if she bent over and let you, never mind running smack on a high class group like The Troll Army and its Generals. There now is the time when you move on to the 'Practice makes perfect' and while I see that you've been trying to practice, from one smack master wannabe to another, you seem to be fluttering like a fish out of water. More on that later though.

I'd say your best bet might be to stick with trying to steal points from new members, like you tried on my first day here, or maybe you could just move to a more feminine board, like The village Place where you can smack middle-aged mothers on par with fem and her intelligence around all day long, unless of course they ban you in which case I recommend you just turn off your computer and crawl back into bed.

-ET

(Incidentally, I think someone already took the credit for foreskin connoisseur, unless of course you were going for the miss spelled version)

[BIRD33]

Sincerely,

The dude who is 1/4 part TF, 1/4 part VitE, 1/4 part MT, and 1/4 part WB

this would make someone 100% homo right?

[TomFoolery]

this would make someone 100% homo right?

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[snarg]

does it still work??

narg:

[BIRD33]

User: Bird33
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Ok now give me the punch line.

[Eltaco]

Nice. But I think for someone to melt, they had to be smacked first, or at least the target of smack.

-ET

[asshat]

Nice. But I think for someone to melt, they had to be smacked first, or at least the target of smack.

-ET

I would have thought the same thing. Who knew?