[what?]

It occurs to me that I don't have any of my own smack. That stuff flows out of some of you guys like cum out of Minorthreat's mouth. I've been trying to think of some original shit, so I have it ready if I ever fall under attack.

Anyway, I've seen "cocktwist" used a good bit. Has anybody used "cocktugger"? I thought that was a good one, and am thinking of saving it in case I end up needing some smack. I'm only looking for a go/no go on my (hopefully original) smack. Your help is appreciated.

[Banana]

Cocktugger? I'm not sure that's "smack."

[what?]

help? I'm no good at this...

[minorthreat]

It occurs to me that I don't have any of my own smack. That stuff flows out of some of you guys like cum out of Minorthreat's mouth. I've been trying to think of some original shit, so I have it ready if I ever fall under attack.

Anyway, I've seen "cocktwist" used a good bit. Has anybody used "cocktugger"? I thought that was a good one, and am thinking of saving it in case I end up needing some smack. I'm only looking for a go/no go on my (hopefully original) smack. Your help is appreciated.

That was not cum, cockgrappler. That was milk!

[TomFoolery]

This thread sucks, cocktugger.

[minorthreat]

This thread sucks, cocktugger.

Rack!

[what?]

This thread sucks, cocktugger.

crossing "cocktugger" off, Tom's used it.

Has anybody used "foreskin connoisseur" ('sup spellcheck) yet?

[TomFoolery]

crossing "cocktugger" off, Tom's used it.

Has anybody used "foreskin connoisseur" ('sup spellcheck) yet?

Not that I know of. Penis jockey, penis herder, and penis cowboy might have already been used though. Scratch those off the list.

[Banana]

I like-a the foreskin.

[what?]

I like-a the foreskin.

are you commenting on my smack, or your preference for uncircumsized men?

Either way, thanks

[TomFoolery]

crossing "cocktugger" off, Tom's used it.

Has anybody used "smegma connoisseur" ('sup spellcheck) yet?

Fixed? Better?

[Banana]

Fixed? Better?

DING, DING, DING! We have a winner.

[minorthreat]

Speaking of penis jockeys, ImYoPussy just stopped by.

[PurpleHaze]

Diaf!

[Banana]

Ph, your av shrank.

I'm gonna shrink Tom's.

He's not as big as he thinks he is.

[TomFoolery]

Re: smack

Pictures work well.

[what?]

Fixed? Better?

thanks. That's what I had originally, but spellcheck changed it.

So I've got "smegma connoisseur" and, in the alternative, "foreskin connoisseur". I'm off to a good start, nobody better fuck with me.

How about "proctologist practice dummy"? Too highbrow?

[what?]

can a mod sticky this? I want to be able to find my smack easily if I ever need it.

[TomFoolery]

How about "proctologist practice dummy"? Too highbrow?

Gay

[TomFoolery]

can a mod sticky this? I want to be able to find my smack easily if I ever need it.

I would, but when the time comes for you to use it you'll probably fumble and I don't want to be associated with you when that happens.