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Let's start a theard and everyone guess what Tom is doing today. We can add to it each day, and link it to him in PM for his return. Feel free to use this theard. I will make an entry later today.
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today would be day 2 correct?
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Today Tom F is on the toilet with his ass on fire from montazuma's revenge...Welsome to Mexico
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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Tom woke up this afternoon. He did not get to bed until around 4 am. He shut the place down last night, dancing on the bar. The group of people on his floor is disturbing to him, but the fact the he has shit on his dick, and none of the group is female is more disturbing.
He went to lunch, and found that whatever they are trying to pass off as water is more like untreated sewage.
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I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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He ate some mexican food today.
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he found that tranny bar i told him about later that day
was sure the bitch was a bitch, but found out that his girlfriend had a dick
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
Today is day 1. I'm guessing he just recently got to mexico, spent the first part of the day checking into hotel room and all, resting, then going to a bar to get drunk. And possibly some weed smoking somewhere in there, if anyone had the balls to bring weed on a plane. I know I wouldn't.
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Purple_Haze Wrote:Today is day 1. I'm guessing he just recently got to mexico, spent the first part of the day checking into hotel room and all, resting, then going to a bar to get drunk. And possibly some weed smoking somewhere in there, if anyone had the balls to bring weed on a plane. I know I wouldn't.
There are no points for accuracy.
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Tom was awakened at 6 AM this morning by a clerk at Kmart. Apparently, you are not allowed to set up a home in the display tent for the hunting section. On the way out, Tom's water broke, and he lost 3 teeth from the velocity. Later that day, Tom tried to Pull a bang and bust on a local hooker. She caught up with him, tied him up, and slapped him with her dick around 50 times. Tom passed out in a clothes rack at the mall at 7PM
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narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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I know.
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This morning Tom awoke after having a terrible dream the night before. He dreamed that he had drank the world's largest margarita. The worm was so huge that he had to deep throat it to get it down. It must have been twelve inches and as big around as a tail pipe.
After stumbling into the bathroom, he found a salt rim around the bowl of the toilet.
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Asshat Wrote:This morning Tom awoke after having a terrible dream the night before. He dreamed that he had drank the world's largest margarita. The worm was so huge that he had to deep throat it to get it down. It must have been twelve inches and as big around as a tail pipe.
After stumbling into the bathroom, he found a salt rim around the bowl of the toilet.
Sup Larry the Cable Guy...
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Tom just whacked off to some hentai porno.
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Asshat Wrote:They are advertising for that guy to come to Dallas. He is having a show at the American Airlines Center. That fucking amazes me that a guy like that could sell out an arena that size.
He makes me want to shoot myself in the throat with a potato gun
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Larry the cable guy will be here next month......thinking I might have to go check him out.
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if you've seen him on "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" DVD his act is no different.
back to the point of the thread...
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