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What should I bring with me?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
your midget boyfriend will be upset if you don't pack his ass into a suitcase and take him
A coconut bra, a hawaiian skirt, and one of those straw hats.
Oh, and a thong.
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Purple_Haze Wrote:A coconut bra, a hawaiian skirt, and one of those straw hats.
I did not know that.
Who said I had to make sense ?
I've been to Cancun. Based on my experiences, bring the following:
Pepto-Bismal
Condoms
Aloe Vera Gel
Vitamins
A video recorder
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vasoline or some kind of lube....
the locals are gonna love you
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drink the water, take pics!
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my house is near cancun
pm if ya want some tips

narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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Dude, Cancun is off the heezy. Club La Boom. GOES OFF.
If you are staying someplace nice, the Concierge can be your best friend. Don't listen to the cabbies.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Don't forget the sun block. The worst thing you can do is burn the first day and ruin the trip.