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UDC's chances of getting laid by...
human: .000006%
animal(willing): 1%
animal(rape): 90%
Inanimate object: 100%
Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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Devious Wrote:Indeed.
good luck
the birth of my daughter was the greatest moment of my life, bar none
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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uhmm like 100% ...
Everynight ....
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:uhmm like 100% ...
Everynight ....
What time is it there?
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Who said I had to make sense ?
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I didn't see it coming, but yeah!! I got balls deep last night!!
update: I slept on the couch last night, so that would be a no nookie for me. Tonight is looking better, she's actually talking to me again today.
I wanted my husband to sleep on the couch last night too!! He wouldn't though.
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Purple_Haze Wrote:I wanted my husband to sleep on the couch last night too!! He wouldn't though.
Will you be able to get him to sleep on the couch while I stay over?
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
well the bitch wasn't talking to me. and I know she cann't get a good nights sleep without me beside her. so I said fuck it and pulled up some real estate on the sofa. this morning she asked why I didn't come to be, and I told her it was too cold for me in there last night.
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*Update*
well, I wasn't going to bring it up... but we ended up watching Anchorman. After that I was tired...
tonight.. 100% I will get laid
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its alright... hit has its good points.
its not one that i laughed all the way through... but if you like farrells movies you will like this one.
On my rating scale (out of 5)
Old School = 4
Anchorman = 3
help?
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yep. i'll probably check it out. i'm all about instant gratification, so it'll be cool. thanks.
Update: I was 100% correct in my initial prediction.
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And tonight better be pretty good or she's sleeping in the yard!!!! :mad:
Well first thing this morning I was running about 10% but we closed on a home equity loan today, putting the bank acct up by about 500%. Therefore my chances of this evening are lifted to apporx 40%. I would have went higher than 40 but it is really dependent upon when the kids go to sleep. :|
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