01-07-2005, 01:50 AM
I don't do gay internet stuff. I told you, I just like to screw whatever. I am not gay.
What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight...
01-07-2005, 01:52 AM
anhil8tor Wrote:I am currently sitting at 80%...
I may call on a bottle of wine to ensure 100%.
:luuv:
Good luck, I hope he doesn't hurt your butthole too much.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
01-07-2005, 01:53 AM
snarg Wrote:thanks for the sigYou are welcome. Is taking a seat a good thing?
welcome to the train
as far as i'm concerned, ya can take a seat now
narg:
01-07-2005, 01:54 AM
BDS Wrote:You are welcome. Is taking a seat a good thing?For you it would be, just don't let it be mine. You might want to talk to Clay.
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01-07-2005, 01:54 AM
BDS Wrote:I don't do gay internet stuff. I told you, I just like to screw whatever. I am not gay.
i'm confused
sin
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-07-2005, 01:56 AM
This is a
SHIT THREAD!
SHIT THREAD!
01-07-2005, 01:57 AM
Arby Wrote:For you it would be, just don't let it be mine. You might want to talk to Clay.
Rack that shit.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-07-2005, 02:00 AM
BDS Wrote:You are welcome. Is taking a seat a good thing?
beats the shit outa standing on a long trip
just sayin
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-07-2005, 02:03 AM
snarg Wrote:beats the shit outa standing on a long trip
just sayin
Well, thanks then. I will sit down. Maybe next to Arby.
01-07-2005, 02:09 AM
Clay, why don't you just get some Astroglide?
I most likely will not get laid. My child is spoiled rotten and likes to sleep with me.
(i know someone will make a joke about that)
I most likely will not get laid. My child is spoiled rotten and likes to sleep with me.
(i know someone will make a joke about that)
01-07-2005, 02:10 AM
Purple_Haze Wrote:Clay, why don't you just get some Astroglide?
I most likely will not get laid. My child is spoiled rotten and likes to sleep with me.
(i know someone will make a joke about that)
They wife and I have been known to sneek into the walk in closet for a little freaky deaky since junior comes in around midnight into our room.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-07-2005, 02:12 AM
I don't think that it is fair for BDS to get to be involved in this poll. He starts out with a 2:1 advantage.
01-07-2005, 02:12 AM
SanDog Wrote:They wife and I have been known to sneek into the walk in closet for a little freaky deaky since junior comes in around midnight into our room.
So, you know how it is. How old is your kid?
01-07-2005, 02:27 AM
Purple_Haze Wrote:Clay, why don't you just get some Astroglide?
I most likely will not get laid. My child is spoiled rotten and likes to sleep with me.
(i know someone will make a joke about that)
no jokes ph
but it would be a good idea to break this habit now
before it is too late
just sayin
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-07-2005, 02:47 AM
100% getting laid tonight and the rest of the week. Dev's trying to make little dev's!!!
01-07-2005, 03:57 AM
Devious Wrote:100% getting laid tonight and the rest of the week. Dev's trying to make little dev's!!!
:eek:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-07-2005, 04:43 AM
about 1% unless a fat chick falls out of the sky, crashes through the cieling, and lands on my cock while i'm jerking off to a porno in my bed
looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
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