01-07-2005, 01:19 AM
I am currently sitting at 80%...
I may call on a bottle of wine to ensure 100%.
:luuv:
I may call on a bottle of wine to ensure 100%.
:luuv:
What is the current odds of you getting laid tonight...
01-07-2005, 01:23 AM
100%. I got laid lastnight too.
I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
01-07-2005, 01:25 AM
ummmmmmmmmm
how bout zero, zilch, not a chance
any more questions??
narg:
how bout zero, zilch, not a chance
any more questions??
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-07-2005, 01:26 AM
1 almost sure thing
1 sure thing
3 absolutely nots......
makes me sad :
:
1 sure thing
3 absolutely nots......
makes me sad :
:
01-07-2005, 01:26 AM
bout 40% make up sex is a possiblity.
01-07-2005, 01:29 AM
anhil8tor Wrote:1 almost sure thing#3
1 sure thing
3 absolutely nots......
makes me sad :
Awwww :hug:
I live with my mother-in-law....I'm getting used to it.
01-07-2005, 01:31 AM
anhil8tor Wrote:1 almost sure thing
1 sure thing
3 absolutely nots......
makes me sad :
nat as sad as it makes us absolutely nots, phukker
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
01-07-2005, 01:33 AM
slim to none, my GF has a dry vag
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
01-07-2005, 01:34 AM
cLaY Wrote:slim to none, my GF has a dry vag
That made me laugh....sorry.
I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
01-07-2005, 01:34 AM
Grabbed some Crisco and make that happy hole slick, bitch.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
01-07-2005, 01:35 AM
Banana Wrote:#3
Awwww :hug:
I live with my mother-in-law....I'm getting used to it.
try letting jimmy jam some gym socks in your mouth.... you can get that violated feeling and have your screams muffled!
01-07-2005, 01:35 AM
fem Wrote:That made me laugh....sorry.
Its a laughable subject, except on my part. Rubbing one off in the shower with conditioner is what i consider "getting freaky"
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
01-07-2005, 01:44 AM
My sister has a dry vaginal problem. She is considering a radical new surgery that is supposed to fix it. If you are interested I can get you some information.
01-07-2005, 01:50 AM
BDS Wrote:My sister has a dry vaginal problem. She is considering a radical new surgery that is supposed to fix it. If you are interested I can get you some information.Yeah, why not. What's her phone number and address? Is she cute?
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01-07-2005, 01:50 AM
Banana Wrote:http:\\seancody.com
you answer this but not my stock stuffing reply...
01-07-2005, 01:50 AM
BDS Wrote:My sister has a dry vaginal problem. She is considering a radical new surgery that is supposed to fix it. If you are interested I can get you some information.
thanks for the sig
welcome to the train
as far as i'm concerned, ya can take a seat now
narg:
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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