[lovelynoi]

Sometimes i wish i was a guy so can get away with "im a guy" as an excuse for every fucked up shit i do.... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can stand up and piss where ever the hell i want... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can pick at my crotch and act like its normal... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can burp and fart and find it funny... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can lie about my penis size and tell everyone how my shit drags the floor... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can get hot chicks when im 76... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can get away with being fat.. Sometimes i wish i was a guy so that i can get hot girls even though im ugly... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can my stupidity on my gender... Sometimes i wish i was a guy so i can beat the shit outve other guys...

but im SOoO fucking glad im a girl because girls are smarter then guys... Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls know picking at their crotch is fucken sick and abnormal... Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have manners... Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls have brains... im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can get themselves out of alot of shitty situations... Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have a taste for fashion... Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls dont smell like shit even after sweating... Im sOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls are responsible enough not to blame their stupidity on their own gender... Im sOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls can pimp old men ... Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can pimp ugly guys.. Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can enhance their beauty.... Im sOo fucken glad im a girl cause girls can wear pants if they choose to... Im sOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls always gets their way... Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause we can look at other girls and still not be labeled as "gay"... lastly im so fucken glad im a girl... cause hmmmmm just cause hehe

You men thought i was gonna praise guys for a minute didnt you? haha YEA RIGHT haha ... im glad that im a fucken girl... even though we females have to deal with blood gushing out every month... even though someday we might have to push a watermelon out from a lime sized hole... GIRLS STILL ROCK :":
i got this from my friends website and it was funny as hell and thought it would be fun to share it with the rest of you.... see how lucky guys are they get to have girls in their lives

[bit]

you didn't think I'd just leave it alone...did you? :dev:


but im SOoO fucking glad im a girl because girls are smarter then guys...
Just because you get us to do all the work.....maybe we wanted to do allthe heavy lifting...

Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls know picking at their crotch is fucken sick and abnormal...
and yet you apply hot wax to your legs and rip it off, taking the hair with it?

Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have manners...
We have them, but don't want to overuse them. that way, you're impressed when we do.

Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls have brains...
and yet you keep coming back to us...

im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can get themselves out of alot of shitty situations...
right after they get into them

Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have a taste for fashion...
...fashion? girls can't hold a candle to a gay guy.

Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls dont smell like shit even after sweating...
we smell of strength, machismo, and manlyness!!!

Im sOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls are responsible enough not to blame their stupidity on their own gender...
we just do that because you think being a guy implies that we're dumb enough that anything we do is acceptable. and hey.... you use what works

Im sOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls can pimp old men ...
and guys can't have a sugar mama?

Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can pimp ugly guys..
again.......

Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can enhance their beauty....
what do you call that hat with my favorite hocky team on it?!?!?


Im sOo fucken glad im a girl cause girls can wear pants if they choose to...
and if I stroll down the street in a pleated miniskirt, there aint nothing you can do about it

Im sOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls always gets their way...
only if we think it will lead to sex

Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause we can look at other girls and still not be labeled as "gay"...
guys just assume all girls are 3 stiff drinks away from a romantic shower threesome

[Velvet]

shakes head and walks away laughing ... you in trouble bit :lol:

[bit]

[lovelynoi]

i have come backs for most of your responses but not all considering its 4am lol

Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls know picking at their crotch is fucken sick and abnormal...
and yet you apply hot wax to your legs and rip it off, taking the hair

(we just do that to please the male gender so it would be smooth and soft would u prefer rubbing your hand against sandpaper? or worst would u prefer a hairy bush?)

Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls have brains...
and yet you keep coming back to us...
(thats only because we feel sorry for you guys enough said)

im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can get themselves out of alot of shitty situations...
right after they get into them
(we still get outve them unlike guys they just simply give up)

Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have a taste for fashion...
fashion? girls can't hold a candle to a gay guy.
(a gay guy is just considered as a girl in disguise)

Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls dont smell like shit even after sweating...
we smell of strength, machismo, and manlyness!!
(thats the males excuse to having bad B.O)

Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can enhance their beauty....
what do you call that hat with my favorite hocky team on it?!?!?
(a hat doesnt enhance the beauty it just covers up a bad hair day that you dont want nobody to see)

Im sOo fucken glad im a girl cause girls can wear pants if they choose to...
and if I stroll down the street in a pleated miniskirt, there aint nothing you can do about it.
hmmm if you dress in a skirt it brings question to you sexual preference also refer back to fashion.... *hint girl in disguise hint again*

[Velvet]

:lmf: good on you NOI hehehe

[bit]

Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls know picking at their crotch is fucken sick and abnormal...
and yet you apply hot wax to your legs and rip it off, taking the hair

(we just do that to please the male gender so it would be smooth and soft would u prefer rubbing your hand against sandpaper? or worst would u prefer a hairy bush?)

mmmmm it tickles!
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Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls have brains...
and yet you keep coming back to us...
(thats only because we feel sorry for you guys enough said)

all part of my plan.
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im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can get themselves out of alot of shitty situations...
right after they get into them
(we still get outve them unlike guys they just simply give up)

we don't give up... we simply have more patients while waiting for a solution to present itself
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Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have a taste for fashion...
fashion? girls can't hold a candle to a gay guy.
(a gay guy is just considered as a girl in disguise)

.....so it's a rubber mask then? How do they hide the boobs, while still being able to breath?!? And that other thing.... it looks so LIFELIKE!
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Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls dont smell like shit even after sweating...
we smell of strength, machismo, and manlyness!!
(thats the males excuse to having bad B.O)

STRENGTH! MANLYNESS! GRUNT!
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Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can enhance their beauty....
what do you call that hat with my favorite hocky team on it?!?!?
(a hat doesnt enhance the beauty it just covers up a bad hair day that you dont want nobody to see)

Men don't have bad hair days. Some days our hair is just more enthusiastic than others.
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Im sOo fucken glad im a girl cause girls can wear pants if they choose to...
and if I stroll down the street in a pleated miniskirt, there aint nothing you can do about it.
hmmm if you dress in a skirt it brings question to you sexual preference also refer back to fashion.... *hint girl in disguise hint again*

It's a kilt, damnit!!! It just shrank in the wash is all!
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[leeman]

LMAO ..... I'll soon pin this thread...... :lmf:

[lovelynoi]

remember i did comment bout you guys first.... lol

Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls know picking at their crotch is fucken sick and abnormal...
and yet you apply hot wax to your legs and rip it off, taking the hair

(we just do that to please the male gender so it would be smooth and soft would u prefer rubbing your hand against sandpaper? or worst would u prefer a hairy bush?)

mmmmm it tickles! (so your saying u would prefer a bush)
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Im SOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls have brains...
and yet you keep coming back to us...
(thats only because we feel sorry for you guys enough said)

all part of my plan. (remember girls are fine without guys we just we just do them the favor of having us around :p)
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im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can get themselves out of alot of shitty situations...
right after they get into them
(we still get outve them unlike guys they just simply give up)

we don't give up... we simply have more patients while waiting for a solution to present itself (its just called pure lazyness and just waiting for a women to find the solution)
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Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls have a taste for fashion...
fashion? girls can't hold a candle to a gay guy.
(a gay guy is just considered as a girl in disguise)

.....so it's a rubber mask then? How do they hide the boobs, while still being able to breath?!? And that other thing.... it looks so LIFELIKE! (have u heard of transexual with a sex change :p)
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Im SOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls dont smell like shit even after sweating...
we smell of strength, machismo, and manlyness!!
(thats the males excuse to having bad B.O)

STRENGTH! MANLYNESS! GRUNT! (if thats the case then the men need to start smelling more like a women sweet and feminine)
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Im sOoO fucking glad im a girl cause girls can enhance their beauty....
what do you call that hat with my favorite hocky team on it?!?!?
(a hat doesnt enhance the beauty it just covers up a bad hair day that you dont want nobody to see)

Men don't have bad hair days. Some days our hair is just more enthusiastic than others. (exactly lol thats y men put on hats to cover that up still doesnt enhance beauty)
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Im sOo fucken glad im a girl cause girls can wear pants if they choose to...
and if I stroll down the street in a pleated miniskirt, there aint nothing you can do about it.
hmmm if you dress in a skirt it brings question to you sexual preference also refer back to fashion.... *hint girl in disguise hint again*

It's a kilt, damnit!!! It just shrank in the wash is all! (uh huh sureee i think your having an identity crisis lol you want to see how it feels to be a women just admit it)
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Im sOoO fucken glad im a girl cause girls always gets their way...
only if we think it will lead to sex (we want the sex as much as the guy does *whispers in ear* we still getting our way

[Beaucephus]

Girls make my peepee feel good and that bout all I have to say about it. :dev:

[minorthreat]

I'm glad I'm a dude. Just sayin'

[lovelynoi]

Originally posted by Beaucephus@Mar 24 2004, 01:36 PM
Girls make my peepee feel good and that bout all I have to say about it.  :dev:

lmao lol edna you act like your in kindergarden by saying peepee lol cute though

[Devious]

This is good!!

[greg]

I, for one, love being a guy!! We can do all the fun shit without worrying about how we look to ourselves or to others, it's a great life!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: