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#1

My left nut hurts. I think I slept on it weird, hope it's nothing serious.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

Um Tom maybe you need to .. erm :$ relieve some tension and that will ease the pain . Big Grin
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#3

Oh yeah,


well according to the April issue of Cosmo, page 154, a poll asked

"Have you ever publicly humiliated someone because you were ticked off?"


55% of women said yes, and 39% of men said yes.
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#4

Kitty, that doesn't have anything to do with the pain in my nut so I could care less about your stupid post. Wink

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

Quote:Originally posted by kitty@Mar 23 2004, 09:34 PM
Oh yeah,


well according to the April issue of Cosmo, page 154,  a poll asked

"Have you ever publicly humiliated someone because you were ticked off?"


55% of women said yes, and 39% of men said yes.
What does this have to do with my friend Toms nut? I hope you aren't still obsessing about your ex? Help Tom! Damn you!
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#6

Maybe you should massage it gently with a warm washcloth?


Or have your kitty scratch it with its claws?


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#7

Me thinks maybe kitty got her postin place wrong .. but seriously tom if it is still sore tomorrow go see your doc cause it could have twisted inside and can be nasty .
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#8

I'm sure it will be fine, but thanks for scaring the shit out of me velvet, I appreciate it.

I think I'll follow Stoney's advice and massage it with a warm washcloth. As long as by "massage" she means "fondle" and "warm washcloth" means "hand".

If it still hurts tomorrow I'll take a picture and post it here. Smile

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#9

Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Mar 23 2004, 03:42 PM
What does this have to do with my friend Toms nut? I hope you aren't still obsessing about your ex? Help Tom! Damn you!
You have an unnatural concern for your friend's testicle. :unsure:

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#10

Quote:Originally posted by Stoney+Mar 23 2004, 02:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stoney @ Mar 23 2004, 02:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Mar 23 2004, 03:42 PM
What does this have to do with my friend Toms nut? I hope you aren't still obsessing about your ex? Help Tom! Damn you!
You have an unnatural concern for your friend's testicle. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Strange that you and I agree on something---but there you go.
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Quote:Originally posted by Stoney+Mar 23 2004, 09:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stoney @ Mar 23 2004, 09:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Mar 23 2004, 03:42 PM
What does this have to do with my friend Toms nut? I hope you aren't still obsessing about your ex? Help Tom! Damn you!
You have an unnatural concern for your friend's testicle. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
That's only because what's his name done got at him yesterday...

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Mar 23 2004, 02:49 PM
Me thinks maybe kitty got her postin place wrong .. but seriously tom if it is still sore tomorrow go see your doc cause it could have twisted inside and can be nasty .
She is right. That happened to me about 10 years ago and my left nut swelled up big as a grapefruit. I had to go to a Urologist and he prescribed me a strong antibiotic. It took about a week to get better. That shit hurts. Don't fuck around too long if it continues to do so else you be walking around with a high pitched voice and every one be calling you a eunich. :dev:
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#13

Quote:Originally posted by Stoney+Mar 23 2004, 09:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stoney @ Mar 23 2004, 09:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Mar 23 2004, 03:42 PM
What does this have to do with my friend Toms nut? I hope you aren't still obsessing about your ex? Help Tom! Damn you!
You have an unnatural concern for your friend's testicle. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
I actually have more concern for your reproductive organs, if you can believe that. Wink
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#14

Well, my uterus is a little tender today, but that's just cause I'm about to have my period.



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#15

THX for the info! Rolleyes

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#16

well My fingers hurt from typing so much..




Just saying Wink

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#17

Quote:Originally posted by Stoney@Mar 23 2004, 10:07 PM
Well, my uterus is a little tender today, but that's just cause I'm about to have my period.



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I was talking about outer parts clown.
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Quote:Originally posted by devious@Mar 23 2004, 04:11 PM
THX for the info! Rolleyes
No Problema.... B)

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Quote:Originally posted by minorthreat@Mar 23 2004, 04:12 PM
I was talking about outer parts clown.
:o

CLOWN????

CLOWN?????




So, I'm a fuggin coMEdian???


Am I here to AMUSE you?!?!?!??



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Quote:Originally posted by Stoney+Mar 23 2004, 03:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stoney @ Mar 23 2004, 03:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-minorthreat@Mar 23 2004, 04:12 PM
I was talking about outer parts clown.
:o

CLOWN????

CLOWN?????




So, I'm a fuggin coMEdian???


Am I here to AMUSE you?!?!?!??



:fuck: [/b][/quote]
:fart:
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