12-01-2004, 01:16 AM
zipped up my pants too fast and got the skin of my sack caught in my zipper. I could fucking murder someone right now. first time in 20 years i cried like a baby. can you get conjuntivitis from that?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
cLaY Wrote:droopy ball syndrome runs in my family, try wearing under garments retard
Cameltoe280 Wrote:actually, not droopy at all. seems to be a little tight skinned today for some reason. balls were not positioned well at all, and i was a little hasty. undergarments are in place as well, but you know how those fucking bikini thongs are. shit doesnt sit well sometimes.
cLaY Wrote:i'm no rocket scientist, but i think wearing bikini thongs automatically puts you in the faggot sector or something.
cLaY Wrote:i'm no rocket scientist, but i think wearing bikini thongs automatically puts you in the faggot sector or something.
Cameltoe280 Wrote:they're black ones. automatic exclusion from the faggot sector.
Velvet Wrote:Thats a big ouchie ... get someone to kiss it better :d
leeman Wrote:Ohh the classics....
Banana Wrote:I've already said that who is my fave motivational poster
who Wrote:bollox
snarg Wrote:i like that silky is here
we need more down and dirty here