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Asshat Wrote:if homophobes don't drink cum, then i am cool with being one. do i get a t shirt or anything?
what you get is your place in the "moral majority"
it is a large, comfortable group; but they embrace such limited ideas of human potential that it inhibits society as a whole from evolving and becoming a better palce
i wish you only the best, and if it will help, i will be happy to send you a t-shirt

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This thread really sux!!!
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Asshat Wrote:What other things do these moral majority people do to limit human potential. I want to make sure that I am going to fit in?
well, i am not gonna get into any full blown diatribe
just that they insist that people who don't agree with them are lesser human beings
i am not in any way passing any judgements on my bloved asshat here
i personally feel that every person in our society should be guaranteed the right to be themselves as long as it does not impinge on the rights of others

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*applauds*
Congradulations, people. One of the best threads I have read to date.
I have kissed girls after the "act", and I can honestly say I have never "tasted" myself, lets face it, it isn't like she is holding your semen in her mouth waiting for a kiss, she has swallowed! (god bless her)
I suppose I am in the minority on this point, and really don't care. I pride myself on being a considerate, and passionate lover. If she does this for me, how hard is it for me to kiss her?
Ok, I'm done.
Next?
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is it really true that none of you has come on their own face??
how would this make one gay??
you should understand the difference between onanism and homosexual activiy
with this understanding certain fears will dissipate, and your life will improve
(as well as your complexion, i might add)

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TomFoolery Wrote:I doubt that squirting my own hot manseed all over my face will improve my life or dissipate certain fears.
I'll have to side with TF on this point.
Squirting on my hand is one thing.....................
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Ok here's a "non-gay" question, when you've cum have you ever tried to aim for something? (besides a girl)
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TomFoolery Wrote:I doubt that squirting my own hot manseed all over my face will improve my life or dissipate certain fears.
it may or may not improve those things
but it will definitely not make you gay, that is the point
that is all i am saying
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fem Wrote:Ok here's a "non-gay" question, when you've cum have you ever tried to aim for something? (besides a girl)
Ummmmmmmmm............. a tissue?
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Jdub Wrote:Laughing my ass off as I type this.
"Nope, can't say that I have" :loool:
But that is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time, thanks Fem.
I was just trying to get people to quit arguing about it already.
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