11-17-2005, 10:20 PM
Do you trim your pubic hair?
Ask Flumper Anything
11-17-2005, 10:21 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Do you trim your pubic hair?
you're disgusting!
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
11-17-2005, 10:23 PM
If you could fuck any chick from UJ, who would it be? (current poster)
If you where covered up to your neck in shit and someone had a bucket of vomit ready to throw in your face, would you duck?
If you were in prison and dropped the soap, would you pick it up?
When you pull into the local porn shop, do you try and park in back so that nobody can see your ride and recognize that you're a perv?
Have you ever measured your penis?
My girlfriends minge didn't smell the best last night but reluctantly i still went down, i ate cornflakes this morning with plaenty of sugar but i couldnt taste a thing. Should i see a doctor?
Do you secretly laugh at the people who treat you like a celebrity and strive to imitate your 'posting style' and hope to some day have 'cred' comparible to yours?
how many pogs can you fit under your foreskin ?
ive slept with 3 people in the last 7 days, im male, that makes me ?
if i was a female in the same position i would be a ?
do you still talk to bdic?
whats it like to be the 10th guy to do this?
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How are you?
Does sucking your own dick make you gay?
Do you get off on the fact that you have more hits on this thread than most Goddesses get in the same amount of time?
How old are you and how long is it going to take before you get banned again?
Why do my nuts tingle when I write to TF?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
If Al Gore fell in the forest, would he make a sound?
How do you say "Wrong Number" in spanish?
Can we be pals? If not, how about chums, or buddies?
Have you ever been attracted to one of your relatives?
What are your life goals?
If you had to die or be forced into sodomy, which would you choose?
Can I still punch you in the face?
What's my middle name?
What's your Adult Beverage of choice?
Cowboys or Indians?
Cops or robbers?
Regular or high-grade?
Soft shell or hard shell?
Cable or satellite?
Laptop or pc?
Shaved or hairy?
Lexington Steele or Peter North?
How long you been smoking? Do you buy good shit or just stock pile the cheap stuff? Whats your favorite band?
Who is the guy in your old avatar?
Who is the hottest chick in the world?
Beef, pork or poultry?
Why did the Fat Boys break up?
If you where covered up to your neck in shit and someone had a bucket of vomit ready to throw in your face, would you duck?
If you were in prison and dropped the soap, would you pick it up?
When you pull into the local porn shop, do you try and park in back so that nobody can see your ride and recognize that you're a perv?
Have you ever measured your penis?
My girlfriends minge didn't smell the best last night but reluctantly i still went down, i ate cornflakes this morning with plaenty of sugar but i couldnt taste a thing. Should i see a doctor?
Do you secretly laugh at the people who treat you like a celebrity and strive to imitate your 'posting style' and hope to some day have 'cred' comparible to yours?
how many pogs can you fit under your foreskin ?
ive slept with 3 people in the last 7 days, im male, that makes me ?
if i was a female in the same position i would be a ?
do you still talk to bdic?
whats it like to be the 10th guy to do this?
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How are you?
Does sucking your own dick make you gay?
Do you get off on the fact that you have more hits on this thread than most Goddesses get in the same amount of time?
How old are you and how long is it going to take before you get banned again?
Why do my nuts tingle when I write to TF?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
If Al Gore fell in the forest, would he make a sound?
How do you say "Wrong Number" in spanish?
Can we be pals? If not, how about chums, or buddies?
Have you ever been attracted to one of your relatives?
What are your life goals?
If you had to die or be forced into sodomy, which would you choose?
Can I still punch you in the face?
What's my middle name?
What's your Adult Beverage of choice?
Cowboys or Indians?
Cops or robbers?
Regular or high-grade?
Soft shell or hard shell?
Cable or satellite?
Laptop or pc?
Shaved or hairy?
Lexington Steele or Peter North?
How long you been smoking? Do you buy good shit or just stock pile the cheap stuff? Whats your favorite band?
Who is the guy in your old avatar?
Who is the hottest chick in the world?
Beef, pork or poultry?
Why did the Fat Boys break up?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
11-17-2005, 10:26 PM
If you were a girl, would you let a guy come in your mouth?
11-17-2005, 10:28 PM
Favorite troll?
11-17-2005, 10:29 PM
Why did you stop loving me?Because you asked me to help you, and then fucked me.
What was that whole "banning" thing about?I was deleted at CF, not banned.
Do you talk to art chick anymore?Never did.
Why is the sky blue?The sky is blue because that is the color of the spectrum that your eyes pick up as the light is reflected through the atmosphere.
why do people not like you? Because bitch too much and sometimes am taken seriously when I am joking.
Why do you have so much time on your hands? I don't. I work while I post. I start in the mornings at about 6:00 and leave the office at 6:30 at night. I seldom post from home.
Why is Haze such a hypocrite?I don't pay any attention to him.
Did you miss me?No.
the big titted chick that hops in your bed during the middle of the night....Have you have raging sexual intercourse with it yet? and if not, what the hell are you wating for?If one did, I would.
Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?sometimes.
What the hell have you done with all your "away" time? worked.
What's it like to know that you have the reputation around this forum that you have? I don't have a reputation and don't want one.
Get any lately? yes
Miss me? no
What's it like being the one of the few people on this forum who's been banned and unbanned more times than Joan Rivers has had face lifts?I haven't
who shot JR?I could google it, but I don't know. I didn't watch the show.
Why can't I stop jerking off?Because you are retarded
Do you scratch every itch?No
What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow? http://www.google.com
How many pages do you think this thread will go? I am $$$, probably 10+
What city do you live in? near Fort Worth
What's it like to be a "legend" in your own time. wgaf?
Why are you a "legend" around here? I'm not.
Are you an attention whore? sometimes.
Do you want to go have a couple cocktails with me and Val? no
Have you ever sucked someone's dick under the "I was experimenting" guise? No
Why doesn't Turtle like me? he does like me.
How much does it cost to attend official "Tomfoolery Douchebag" classes? Probably not much.
Are you and antipop the same person? No
Can I see your picture? Ask Tom.
Do you think me and PH will ever get together? Doubtful
Are you going to call me tonight and answer my questions or not? No
Are you going to answer the question at the top of this page? No.
When you think nobody is looking, do you pick your nose? Yes
Have you every read the book Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe? No
Why are you an I such good friends? Did Mich post this one?
Do you use those toilet paper covers when taking a dump in a public restroom? Sometimes.
Can i be your intern? No, unless you know construction and will work cheap for the experience I can give you.
Do you let your bitches pay for your dinner when you go out with them or do you pickup the check? I always pay.
What's the first picture you ever saved to your photobucket account? No idea, Tom got my PB account banned
If you were walking down the sidewalk in the middle of the night with your lady and saw three black guys walking towards you, would you cross the street? No
If you had to choose between beers, weed, a guarrented good time with some friends, or a date with some chick that was hot but no sure thing of a good time....which would you pick? the chic
Can we be friends again? Mich?
Would it be OK to wrap my steam heat pipes in my basement with duct tape, or is this some kind of fire hazard? The pipes get really hot, and I don't want to pay for all that expensive fancy schmancy pipe wrap, because they will be in plain sight in a few spots. Get the right stuff and don't be a pussy.
Xbox tonight faggot? No
Who would win out of a fight between Jackie Chan and a Pigeon? Jackie Chan
What was that whole "banning" thing about?I was deleted at CF, not banned.
Do you talk to art chick anymore?Never did.
Why is the sky blue?The sky is blue because that is the color of the spectrum that your eyes pick up as the light is reflected through the atmosphere.
why do people not like you? Because bitch too much and sometimes am taken seriously when I am joking.
Why do you have so much time on your hands? I don't. I work while I post. I start in the mornings at about 6:00 and leave the office at 6:30 at night. I seldom post from home.
Why is Haze such a hypocrite?I don't pay any attention to him.
Did you miss me?No.
the big titted chick that hops in your bed during the middle of the night....Have you have raging sexual intercourse with it yet? and if not, what the hell are you wating for?If one did, I would.
Is it true chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?sometimes.
What the hell have you done with all your "away" time? worked.
What's it like to know that you have the reputation around this forum that you have? I don't have a reputation and don't want one.
Get any lately? yes
Miss me? no
What's it like being the one of the few people on this forum who's been banned and unbanned more times than Joan Rivers has had face lifts?I haven't
who shot JR?I could google it, but I don't know. I didn't watch the show.
Why can't I stop jerking off?Because you are retarded
Do you scratch every itch?No
What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow? http://www.google.com
How many pages do you think this thread will go? I am $$$, probably 10+
What city do you live in? near Fort Worth
What's it like to be a "legend" in your own time. wgaf?
Why are you a "legend" around here? I'm not.
Are you an attention whore? sometimes.
Do you want to go have a couple cocktails with me and Val? no
Have you ever sucked someone's dick under the "I was experimenting" guise? No
Why doesn't Turtle like me? he does like me.
How much does it cost to attend official "Tomfoolery Douchebag" classes? Probably not much.
Are you and antipop the same person? No
Can I see your picture? Ask Tom.
Do you think me and PH will ever get together? Doubtful
Are you going to call me tonight and answer my questions or not? No
Are you going to answer the question at the top of this page? No.
When you think nobody is looking, do you pick your nose? Yes
Have you every read the book Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe? No
Why are you an I such good friends? Did Mich post this one?
Do you use those toilet paper covers when taking a dump in a public restroom? Sometimes.
Can i be your intern? No, unless you know construction and will work cheap for the experience I can give you.
Do you let your bitches pay for your dinner when you go out with them or do you pickup the check? I always pay.
What's the first picture you ever saved to your photobucket account? No idea, Tom got my PB account banned
If you were walking down the sidewalk in the middle of the night with your lady and saw three black guys walking towards you, would you cross the street? No
If you had to choose between beers, weed, a guarrented good time with some friends, or a date with some chick that was hot but no sure thing of a good time....which would you pick? the chic
Can we be friends again? Mich?
Would it be OK to wrap my steam heat pipes in my basement with duct tape, or is this some kind of fire hazard? The pipes get really hot, and I don't want to pay for all that expensive fancy schmancy pipe wrap, because they will be in plain sight in a few spots. Get the right stuff and don't be a pussy.
Xbox tonight faggot? No
Who would win out of a fight between Jackie Chan and a Pigeon? Jackie Chan
11-17-2005, 10:30 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Do you trim your pubic hair?yes
11-17-2005, 10:30 PM
cLaY Wrote:you're disgusting!She says nothing but nice things about you.
11-17-2005, 10:30 PM
when you fart, to you wave your hand near your ass to catch a whiff?
if your finger pokes through the toilet paper after wiping your ass, do you smell your finger?
do you ever smell your own ball sweat? taste it?
if your finger pokes through the toilet paper after wiping your ass, do you smell your finger?
do you ever smell your own ball sweat? taste it?
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
11-17-2005, 10:30 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:If you were a girl, would you let a guy come in your mouth?No
11-17-2005, 10:32 PM
cLaY Wrote:when you fart, to you wave your hand near your ass to catch a whiff?
if your finger pokes through the toilet paper after wiping your ass, do you smell your finger?
do you ever smell your own ball sweat? taste it?
You're disgusting!
11-17-2005, 10:33 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Favorite troll?Wow, tough one, because I suck at outing trolls. I like Dimphuc, and of course Ernie has a special place for me. I liked Fem's cuban bf. Richard Glass is good, but it isn't being used to its potential. Currently I think Trainwreck is pretty good.
11-17-2005, 10:33 PM
What do you watch on TV on Sunday nights?
What is your favorite NFL football team?
What is your favorite NFL football team?
ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.
I fear that.
11-17-2005, 10:41 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Wow, tough one, because I suck at outing trolls. I like Dimphuc, and of course Ernie has a special place for me. I liked Fem's cuban bf. Richard Glass is good, but it isn't being used to its potential. Currently I think Trainwreck is pretty good.
I no homasexural bu eef wan of us was gilr woo you rove me?
11-17-2005, 10:44 PM
If you could fuck any chick from UJ, who would it be? (current poster)BIAB
If you where covered up to your neck in shit and someone had a bucket of vomit ready to throw in your face, would you duck?Probably my instincts would make me duck.
If you were in prison and dropped the soap, would you pick it up? Yes, after I kicked it a safe distance away from anyone else in the room.
When you pull into the local porn shop, do you try and park in back so that nobody can see your ride and recognize that you're a perv? I have only been once and that was to buy some videos for a stag. I parked in the front.
Have you ever measured your penis? No
My girlfriends minge didn't smell the best last night but reluctantly i still went down, i ate cornflakes this morning with plaenty of sugar but i couldnt taste a thing. Should i see a doctor? Probably
Do you secretly laugh at the people who treat you like a celebrity and strive to imitate your 'posting style' and hope to some day have 'cred' comparible to yours? Is this Mich again?
how many pogs can you fit under your foreskin ? Get the fuck out.
ive slept with 3 people in the last 7 days, im male, that makes me ? Gay if they were dudes
if i was a female in the same position i would be a ? In my phonebook.
do you still talk to bdic? Not much
whats it like to be the 10th guy to do this? I have no idea.
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? wgaf?
How are you? Fine
Does sucking your own dick make you gay? Yes.
Do you get off on the fact that you have more hits on this thread than most Goddesses get in the same amount of time? I say, wgaf?
How old are you and how long is it going to take before you get banned again? I have not been banned at UJ.
Why do my nuts tingle when I write to TF? Mich is this you?
Why does it hurt when I pee? Because you are a pussy.
If Al Gore fell in the forest, would he make a sound? Yes, he would produce sound waves. There would need to be a receiver to turn those sound waves into a noise.
How do you say "Wrong Number" in spanish?número incorrecto
Can we be pals? If not, how about chums, or buddies? No
Have you ever been attracted to one of your relatives? Yes
What are your life goals? Transferrable wealth and respect of my peers
If you had to die or be forced into sodomy, which would you choose? death
Can I still punch you in the face? No
What's my middle name? I'm gonna guess, dumbass?
What's your Adult Beverage of choice? Lite beer
Cowboys or Indians? Cowboys
Cops or robbers? Cops
Regular or high-grade? Regular
Soft shell or hard shell? hard shell
Cable or satellite? satellite
Laptop or pc? pc
Shaved or hairy? shaved
Lexington Steele or Peter North? Steele
How long you been smoking? Do you buy good shit or just stock pile the cheap stuff? Whats your favorite band? 6 years, Marlboro ultra lite
Who is the guy in your old avatar? I have no idea, found it on the internet
Who is the hottest chick in the world? Pam Anderson
Beef, pork or poultry? beef
Why did the Fat Boys break up? who?
If you where covered up to your neck in shit and someone had a bucket of vomit ready to throw in your face, would you duck?Probably my instincts would make me duck.
If you were in prison and dropped the soap, would you pick it up? Yes, after I kicked it a safe distance away from anyone else in the room.
When you pull into the local porn shop, do you try and park in back so that nobody can see your ride and recognize that you're a perv? I have only been once and that was to buy some videos for a stag. I parked in the front.
Have you ever measured your penis? No
My girlfriends minge didn't smell the best last night but reluctantly i still went down, i ate cornflakes this morning with plaenty of sugar but i couldnt taste a thing. Should i see a doctor? Probably
Do you secretly laugh at the people who treat you like a celebrity and strive to imitate your 'posting style' and hope to some day have 'cred' comparible to yours? Is this Mich again?
how many pogs can you fit under your foreskin ? Get the fuck out.
ive slept with 3 people in the last 7 days, im male, that makes me ? Gay if they were dudes
if i was a female in the same position i would be a ? In my phonebook.
do you still talk to bdic? Not much
whats it like to be the 10th guy to do this? I have no idea.
How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? wgaf?
How are you? Fine
Does sucking your own dick make you gay? Yes.
Do you get off on the fact that you have more hits on this thread than most Goddesses get in the same amount of time? I say, wgaf?
How old are you and how long is it going to take before you get banned again? I have not been banned at UJ.
Why do my nuts tingle when I write to TF? Mich is this you?
Why does it hurt when I pee? Because you are a pussy.
If Al Gore fell in the forest, would he make a sound? Yes, he would produce sound waves. There would need to be a receiver to turn those sound waves into a noise.
How do you say "Wrong Number" in spanish?número incorrecto
Can we be pals? If not, how about chums, or buddies? No
Have you ever been attracted to one of your relatives? Yes
What are your life goals? Transferrable wealth and respect of my peers
If you had to die or be forced into sodomy, which would you choose? death
Can I still punch you in the face? No
What's my middle name? I'm gonna guess, dumbass?
What's your Adult Beverage of choice? Lite beer
Cowboys or Indians? Cowboys
Cops or robbers? Cops
Regular or high-grade? Regular
Soft shell or hard shell? hard shell
Cable or satellite? satellite
Laptop or pc? pc
Shaved or hairy? shaved
Lexington Steele or Peter North? Steele
How long you been smoking? Do you buy good shit or just stock pile the cheap stuff? Whats your favorite band? 6 years, Marlboro ultra lite
Who is the guy in your old avatar? I have no idea, found it on the internet
Who is the hottest chick in the world? Pam Anderson
Beef, pork or poultry? beef
Why did the Fat Boys break up? who?
11-17-2005, 10:45 PM
Shadrach Wrote:What do you watch on TV on Sunday nights?I watch the night football game on sunday nights. also try to catch 60 minutes and parts of desperate housewives.
What is your favorite NFL football team?
I favor the Dallas Cowboys because I grew up near Dallas.
11-17-2005, 10:46 PM
when you fart, to you wave your hand near your ass to catch a whiff? Yes
if your finger pokes through the toilet paper after wiping your ass, do you smell your finger? Yes
do you ever smell your own ball sweat? taste it? Yes and no.
if your finger pokes through the toilet paper after wiping your ass, do you smell your finger? Yes
do you ever smell your own ball sweat? taste it? Yes and no.
11-17-2005, 10:55 PM
Flumper, remember that time you called me?
PS. This is Michman
PS. This is Michman
11-17-2005, 10:58 PM
Dim Phuc Wrote:I no homasexural bu eef wan of us was gilr woo you rove me?
Fucking Cheater! :mad:
:finger:
11-17-2005, 11:00 PM
Dim Phuc Wrote:I no homasexural bu eef wan of us was gilr woo you rove me?:lool:
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