[minorthreat]

I gave Oli Dogg the link. I've laid low. The time will come.

[Oli-dogg]

No its pretty much because you are an asshole.

Don't diss my bitches, or I'll issue you with stitches
When BEW submits a post, it's you losers she enriches
Are they binoculars on your eyes? OLI's telling you what-to-do...
Stick to gay BIRD-watching, I bet you've seen a Cockortoo.

[Shadrach]

What did I miss?

[Oli-dogg]

What did I miss?

Bird showed interest in a girl and said something intelligent
Relax Shadrach, I'm joking - he's still involuntarily celebant
and retarded, you didn't miss much except maybe for this
Minorthreat gave me a list, of CF fools I should diss....

There’s four bitches in here who’ll need the help of a mod
Once they’ve been provoked, choked and smoked by big Oli-dogg
I’ll give ‘em a prod, make these fools start cursin’ me
I’m their new adversary, beware of the rap mercenary

I’ll drop a hot verse-or-three, I’ve been sent here to bitch-slap…
Attack you and trap you with that slick-rap I spit-at…
All retards that reply, better make it your best-try
You can’t deny the supply of endless rhymes I let-fly

I’m not always the bad guy, but I did bring my hit-list
A dude in your midst, asked me to enlist and assist…
With my lyrical fist, a death wish with a twist
You’ll get the gist if I say we can’t co-exist

First bitch on my list, shhh…hold the jokes folks
He strokes other blokes, the name’s a lie – it’s no Hoax
I guess its pole he smokes, to say it’s a hoax is contradictory
He takes advantage of blokes through deception and trickery

You may be wondering what he did-to-me? He didn’t do shit-to-me
His name was given to-me, before long I'll be claiming vict-or-y
The second little bitch keeps pleading “gimme gimme cock!”
Did I hear your penny drop? Yep – it’s little Jimmy Pop

When will-he stop, with his PM’s – I’m been bombarded!
Bitch I don’t like men , especially-when, they’re retarded
If it’s your ass I’m kickin’ it’s max damage I’m inflictin’
I think it’s about time to announce my next victim

I’ll do it quick, a fan of dick who needs help to quit
It’s hard to kick, his gay ha-bit, a dip shIT in deep shIT
Your typical shIT poster, obsessed with Minor Threat I bet
You’ll regret we ever met, your biggest threat yet – you won’t forget

Last but not least, it’s-the, bitch-we, call Christ-y
She tried to kiss-me, but missed-me, a bit of a slut now is-she?
I wish-she’d, try diss-me, now and again let go of my nuts
I don’t like skanky butts, but shucks…I heard she sucks deluxe

My dick might choke-you, I don’t care I don’t know-you
If you’re not the Blue-Eyed Woman you can bet I won’t grope-you
In the back of your limo, you’ll only talk to one dork
You won’t eat pork, only Meatwad from New York

Is it his mullet you like? You mean the mullet’s still alive?
There’s four bitches I came to strike, but Meatwad makes five
I’ve got other things to do so I’ll check in here occasionally
To see who’s retarded enough to battle Oli-dogg so brazenly

It’s my mission to provoke you and force you to retaliate
At any rate I'll tell you straight, I will desecrate and annihilate
Am I a hit-man you’re asking? Well...the next best-thing
I’m a lyrical assassin so let the battles begin

[cLaY]

RACk the fuck outta that shit.

[Vitamin E]

I loves me some Oli-Dogg!

As for CF. The place just needs to get over UJ and TomFoolery, finds its own identity and once (if ever) that happens, they'll be fine. I kinda feel guilty for the time I wasted registering a dozen or so nics over there. Right now that place is too fucked up for 20 or less posters to fix.

CF'ers it's time to give up the panties....

'Bode Oli
'Bode Foolery
'Bode UselessJunk

Y'all need help.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Funny shit Oli. :lool:

[WoolyGoat]

I'd like to be immortalized in an Oli-dogg rap.

[Blondie]

Hi Oli....

Please tell MT I'm sorry for cussing his trool out a couple of weeks back. I had no idea it would bother him so much. He can stay mad at me forever if he wants but I already told him I didn't know it was him.


(P.S. don't say that's not it MT, we both know we were hot n heavy in PM, on the boards, phone..ect for months before that. I swear I didn't know it was you.:S )

[cLaY]

Hi Oli....

Please tell MT I'm sorry for cussing his trool out a couple of weeks back. I had no idea it would bother him so much. He can stay mad at me forever if he wants but I already told him I didn't know it was him.


(P.S. don't say that's not it MT, we both know we were hot n heavy in PM, on the boards, phone..ect for months before that. I swear I didn't know it was you.:S )

i'll speak for MT...thats not it. You became a mod over there, now you think you're "Hot Shit Tough Girl". You also suck at reading. We've laid this shit out for you a bazillion times, but you still don't comprehend. Please fuck off.

[minorthreat]

Hi Oli....

Please tell MT I'm sorry for cussing his trool out a couple of weeks back. I had no idea it would bother him so much. He can stay mad at me forever if he wants but I already told him I didn't know it was him.


(P.S. don't say that's not it MT, we both know we were hot n heavy in PM, on the boards, phone..ect for months before that. I swear I didn't know it was you.:S )

You got me there.

Which one of these things does not belong?

Retard
Christy
Shit
NCBiker?

Answer: NCBiker has actually made a few decent posts before. Now run along before you cause Meltwad to act up again. You are basically morfeeuhs to me.

[CT280]

where's fem?

[Oli-dogg]

Hi Oli....

Please tell MT I'm sorry for cussing his trool out a couple of weeks back.

Hi Blondie,

Tell him yourself, I'm not HIS bitch or YOURS
But you can be mine....I like blonde bimbo whores
So close your limo doors and take off your drawers
Then get on all fours for the BIG-OLI cause
I'll ignore all your flaws, and enjoy the illusion
When I'm done you'll be numb and still dumb with Confusion

[Oli-dogg]

RACk the fuck outta that shit.

I loves me some Oli-Dogg!

I'd like to be immortalized in an Oli-dogg rap.

Funny shit Oli. :lool:

I'll RACk cLaY back and thank Flumper for his vote
Then write a brand new rap and call it 'The Immortal Wooly Goat'
Give some love to Vitamin E and hope that dude's a woman
If he's a guy like I suspect, then what the f#ck is he doin'?