06-24-2005, 12:36 AM
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06-24-2005, 12:43 AM
cLaY Wrote:
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Post of the day, right there.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
06-24-2005, 12:44 AM
SanDog Wrote:Post of the day, right there.
you ain't seen nothin' yet
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
06-24-2005, 12:44 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:
I have wondered about this one. Who the fuck pulls there pants down before they fall asleep? Fucker can't be passed out, he would not be able to hold his head up like that.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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06-24-2005, 01:06 AM
this thread is gettin fucking sick.
06-24-2005, 01:10 AM
True Story:
5 September 1999, Jerusalem In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.
Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.
At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.
The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises
5 September 1999, Jerusalem In most parts of the world, the switch away from Daylight Saving Time proceeds smoothly. But the time change raised havoc with Palestinian terrorists this year.
Israel insisted on a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time to accommodate a week of pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to live on "Zionist Time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. Nobody knew the "correct" time.
At precisely 5:30pm on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the explosions.
The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set to detonate on Daylight Saving Time. But the confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. When they picked up the bombs, they neglected to ask whose watch was used to set the timing mechanism. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering the terrorists to their untimely demises
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06-24-2005, 01:14 AM
poor guys, what a shame
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
06-24-2005, 01:27 AM
Once, there was a boy of the cows. Cows had raised him and named him Travis. Travis grew up to protect cows and never wanted people to eat beef again. (upsetting Luis) Luis was raised by pigs and didnât want people eating pork. (upsetting Travis) They were going to fight to see what meat people would eat. During the fight, Gilbert (representing chicken) came and beat them both. People celebrated by eating beef and pork.
06-24-2005, 01:37 AM
One night, on an Indian Reservation, it was very, very cold. People had to bundle together to stay warm.
Nine months later there were so many women in labor on the same day that every bed in the reservation's maternity ward was full. When another woman came in, the staff found a deer skin and stretched it out on top of some pillows to provide for her a place to deliver. She gave birth to one healthy boy.
Another woman came in, so the staff found a buffalo skin and stretched it out on top of some pillows to give her a place to deliver. She gave birth to healthy twin boys.
Finally, another woman came in. The staff scrambled around, and found the skin of a hippopotamus. They stretched it out on top of some pillows to give her a place to deliver. She gave birth to three healthy boys.
Moral:
"The sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides."
Nine months later there were so many women in labor on the same day that every bed in the reservation's maternity ward was full. When another woman came in, the staff found a deer skin and stretched it out on top of some pillows to provide for her a place to deliver. She gave birth to one healthy boy.
Another woman came in, so the staff found a buffalo skin and stretched it out on top of some pillows to give her a place to deliver. She gave birth to healthy twin boys.
Finally, another woman came in. The staff scrambled around, and found the skin of a hippopotamus. They stretched it out on top of some pillows to give her a place to deliver. She gave birth to three healthy boys.
Moral:
"The sons of the squaw on the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides."
06-24-2005, 02:16 AM
damn, I can't believe this thread hasn't hit 100 yet.
06-24-2005, 02:21 AM
i should lock this thread
just sayin'
just sayin'
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
06-24-2005, 02:23 AM
snarg Wrote:i should lock this thread
just sayin'
why not wait 'til it gets into the 90s, tho?
06-24-2005, 02:26 AM
snarg Wrote:i should lock this thread
just sayin'
go for it.
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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