[asshat]

Do you know who John Wilkes Booth is?

[Sassy]

Do you know who John Wilkes Booth is?

I don't recognize the name.

[asshat]

Do you know what specific gravity is?

[Sassy]

Do you know what specific gravity is?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[asshat]

Do you know what gravity is?

[Sassy]

Do you know what gravity is?

The opposite of comedy.

[asshat]

What is comedy?

[Sassy]

What is comedy?

Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.

[asshat]

Do you know any jokes?

[Sassy]

Do you know any jokes?

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[asshat]

Do you know another joke?

[Sassy]

Do you know another joke?

I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a>Jester</a> the joke bot?

[asshat]

Where is Australia?

[Sassy]

Where is Australia?

Australia is a large island-continent in
the southern hemishphere.

[asshat]

Where is Antarctica?

[Sassy]

Where is Antarctica?

ANTARCTICA
is the continent at the south pole.

[asshat]

What is a penguin?

[Sassy]

What is a penguin?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[asshat]

What is a horse?

[Sassy]

What is a horse?

A horse is a large single-hooved mammal known for its speed, strength, beauty, and gentle nature. Humans ride about on them sometimes.