[BIRD33]

The correct answer was high.If I would have said 135 she would have gone with that.

[Anhil8tor]

anyone know of any good chicago restaurants to check out?

[snarg]

i wonder how her gag reflex is

[BIRD33]

anyone know of any good chicago restaurants to check out?

Hey look at me, I'm in Chicago!

[littlelolly]

The correct answer was high.If I would have said 135 she would have gone with that.

No, I would have corrected you. If I get down to 135 I look emaciated. Ginormous boobs and a skeletal face are not hot. Actually I'm quite upfront about my weight. I've worked very hard to get where I'm at now and I have no problems whatsoever with telling people how much I weigh. And besides, no one goes to a spinning class or a workout when it's being led by a fattie.

anyone know of any good chicago restaurants to check out?

The Kinzie Chophouse is one of my favoritest restaurants ever.

I'd like Bird to expound on his theory about internet posting styles and a woman's height/weight ratio.

[Banana]

I like LittleLolly because in her first PM to me, she spoke about her pussy.

[littlelolly]

I like LittleLolly because in her first PM to me, she spoke about her pussy.

Hey 'Nana. Thank you for the update thread. Saved me from procrastinating on a "how the hell are you?" email.

[Banana]

I like LittleLolly because in her first PM to me, she spoke about her pussy.

Oh hell. I'm mistaken. It was about Paddy. <insert joke here>

But, her first PM at IT was aboot her snatch.

Sup Lolly? Where you postng these days? Besides here?

[BIRD33]

No, I would have corrected you. If I get down to 135 I look emaciated. 1A.Ginormous *boobs and a skeletal face are not hot. Actually I'm quite upfront about my weight. I've worked very hard to get where I'm at now and I have no problems whatsoever with telling people how much I weigh. And besides, no one goes to a spinning class or a workout when it's being led by a fattie.


The Kinzie Chophouse is one of my favoritest restaurants ever.

1B.I'd like Bird to expound on his theory about internet posting styles and a woman's height/weight ratio.

1A.So incorrect it makes me question if you might be retarded.
*So you've got huge boobs?(This isnt a question,more like me just thinking out loud)


1B.Its not a theory.Its 80% Zeus given gift and 20% Sherlock Holmes style deductive reasoning.I sensed a little needyness from men from your posts here so that takes out 125 LBS and below because those chicks unless dogs(this is where the god given ability comes in) don't need that type of attention on the internet to feel fulfilled.If you want to know where I picked up the needyness factor from you on it was because you actually talked to anhi8tor.Now I knew you were below 175 because you joked about turning off the lights during sex which no huge girl would do because it would hit to close to home and be painful.We all know that the only women over 175 that use the internet are either pregnant with tripletts or having groceries delivered to their bedside and have no time for internet posting.This reasoning shall be known as formula BIRD33.

My only concern now is how I can use these superpowers to help all of humanity.

[snarg]

Oh hell. I'm mistaken. It was about Paddy. <insert joke here>

But, her first PM at IT was aboot her snatch.

Sup Lolly? Where you postng these days? Besides here?

paddy told me she posts from truck stops that have wireless

[Banana]

paddy told me she posts from truck stops that have wireless

The last two posts in this thread cracked me up. :loool:

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Damn, BIRD33 did pretty much hit the female "weight calculations" on the head with that post. Nice work, friend.

[littlelolly]

1A.So incorrect it makes me question if you might be retarded.
*So you've got huge boobs?(This isnt a question,more like me just thinking out loud)


1B.Its not a theory.Its 80% Zeus given gift and 20% Sherlock Holmes style deductive reasoning.I sensed a little needyness from men from your posts here so that takes out 125 LBS and below because those chicks unless dogs(this is where the god given ability comes in) don't need that type of attention on the internet to feel fulfilled.If you want to know where I picked up the needyness factor from you on it was because you actually talked to anhi8tor.Now I knew you were below 175 because you joked about turning off the lights during sex which no huge girl would do because it would hit to close to home and be painful.We all know that the only women over 175 that use the internet are either pregnant with tripletts or having groceries delivered to their bedside and have no time for internet posting.This reasoning shall be known as formula BIRD33.

My only concern now is how I can use these superpowers to help all of humanity.

Yes, I have a large chest. It's been discussed on other boards. And arguably, no, not retarded. In my world, ginormous is a word.
Then again, we're all brainiacs here on the interweb. Supermodel brainiacs.
Unfortunately for your theory but fortunately for me, there's no neediness. 8 invited me here (I think it was 8) and needles me for pics on a semi-regular basis. I said yes to the first and no to the second. I'm not online very often--at least, not consistently. That's why I mentioned earlier that I never get threads about me. I'm not particularly memorable nor interweb-important--I don't drive much traffic, if you will. Save this thread, and maybe the occaisonal FFB mention, I usually just go to three or so different boards to check PMs a couple times a week and that's about it.

Your theory is quite entertaining. Thank you for enlightening me. On many different levels.

[BIRD33]

Yes, I have a large chest. It's been discussed on other boards. And arguably, no, not retarded. In my world, ginormous is a word.
Then again, we're all brainiacs here on the interweb. Supermodel brainiacs.
Unfortunately for your theory but fortunately for me, there's no neediness. 8 invited me here (I think it was 8) and needles me for pics on a semi-regular basis. I said yes to the first and no to the second. I'm not online very often--at least, not consistently. That's why I mentioned earlier that I never get threads about me. I'm not particularly memorable nor interweb-important--I don't drive much traffic, if you will. Save this thread, and maybe the occaisonal FFB mention, I usually just go to three or so different boards to check PMs a couple times a week and that's about it.

Your theory is quite entertaining. Thank you for enlightening me. On many different levels.

It's what I do.

forward me over the rack pics.I don't feel like asking 8.

[Banana]

It's what I do.

forward me over the rack pics.I don't feel like asking 8.

You should reread.

[BIRD33]

No,I think I'm good.

[littlelolly]

You should reread.

You should check your PM box. Oh and yes, he should work on the reading comprehension.

[BIRD33]

I don't need to work on anything.Another deduction I've made is chicks who brag about their tits on the internet usually have pictures of said tits to show off.Tell me I'm wrong.

[Banana]

I don't need to work on anything.Another deduction I've made is chicks who brag about their tits on the internet usually have pictures of said tits to show off.Tell me I'm wrong.

If I may interject here with a little bit of an alternative perspective. There are a few categories here, and I welcome you to do your new thing here.

Prolific posters with big breasts do often have photos that they will share, either publicly or in PM. They don't need to be bare, just boobs. A good example is Blondie.

Another category are people who don't post much, but definitely crave the attention. Obvious example, Stoney.

Another category are the girls with goods that are appreciated and should share and who's husband approve - Sugar

There is a category of people who are mostly told to go fuck themselves when they post their rack, but do it anyways - Cala

The final category is where Lolly falls. She has the goods, but doesn't have the need for someone to approve them. Her husband does that for her. But, that doesn't mean she won't call a spade a spade. "Hey, my tits are large..what else should I talk about it?"

However, people who post less often don't have a lot to gain

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

If I may interject here with a little bit of an alternative perspective. There are a few categories here, and I welcome you to do your new thing here.

Prolific posters with big breasts do often have photos that they will share, either publicly or in PM. They don't need to be bare, just boobs. A good example is Blondie.

Another category are people who don't post much, but definitely crave the attention. Obvious example, Stoney.

Another category are the girls with goods that are appreciated and should share and who's husband approve - Sugar

There is a category of people who are mostly told to go fuck themselves when they post their rack, but do it anyways - Cala

The final category is where Lolly falls. She has the goods, but doesn't have the need for someone to approve them. Her husband does that for her. But, that doesn't mean she won't call a spade a spade. "Hey, my tits are large..what else should I talk about it?"

However, people who post less often don't have a lot to gain

Where does Pepsi fit into all of this?