06-24-2006, 12:32 AM
Tribal Dragon Wrote:Soccer>Golf
No.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Tribal Dragon Wrote:Soccer>Golf
BIRD33 Wrote:Its to different games.Its harder to play soccer.
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Golf is more of a pastime. Like bowling or gardening or swimming. Doesn't involve very many people and isn't physically demanding. You can go play on a Saturday morning, afternoon, week-day, whenever you get time. Not many people go out in the afternoon and try to organize a soccer game.
SanDog Wrote:More physically exerting, yes. Harder? No fucking way.
When was the last time you saw Ismael down in Boca kill his neighbor because Lefty one the Masters?
Soccer sucks. It is great for kids, though.
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Golf is more of a pastime. Like bowling or gardening or swimming. Doesn't involve very many people and isn't physically demanding. You can go play on a Saturday morning, afternoon, week-day, whenever you get time. Not many people go out in the afternoon and try to organize a soccer game.You said it all right there.
SanDog Wrote:More physically exerting, yes. Harder? No fucking way.Never, because watching golf is like watching flies fuck. - George Carlin.
When was the last time you saw Ismael down in Boca kill his neighbor because Lefty one the Masters?
Soccer sucks. It is great for kids, though.
edit: Or won it.
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SanDog Wrote:More physically exerting, yes. Harder? No fucking way.
When was the last time you saw Ismael down in Boca kill his neighbor because Lefty one the Masters?
Soccer sucks. It is great for kids, though.
edit: Or won it.
Tribal Dragon Wrote:^^ One of the coolest mother fuckers on the planet. Did you see his interview on 60 minutes?
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BIRD33 Wrote:Soccers great, you just don't see the beauty of the game like most americans and want a bunch of scoring.The endurance you need to play world class level soccer is what makes it harder than golf and that doesnt even take in account the touch you need to have while running full speed while not using your hands.
Tribal Dragon Wrote:You said it all right there.
Soccer is the U.S.'s #1 youth sport.
SanDog Wrote:That is because it is easier than teaching kids football or baseball. The rules are much more simple.You listen to Jim Rome, don't you?
Then the kids with exceptional athletic talent will usually go on to excel at one of the big 3 sports. Those with great soccer skills only, keep playing soccer.
This is why the US sucks at it. The best athletes are playing other sports.
The kicker on the Football team is the biggest pussy for a reason.
SanDog Wrote:That is because it is easier than teaching kids football or baseball. The rules are much more simple.
Then the kids with exceptional athletic talent will usually go on to excel at one of the big 3 sports. Those with great soccer skills only, keep playing soccer.
This is why the US sucks at it. The best athletes are playing other sports.
The kicker on the Football team is the biggest pussy for a reason.