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What's the funniest thing you've seen/heard @ IT?
#21

and vit-e .......... constantly

"tea sipping motherfucker" was a particular favourite!!

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#22

oh thanks Tom, I needed that. I laughed out loud so hard. :loool:


Quote:and a omg wart on my vagina lol!


I miss this trool, she needs to come back!!

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#23

ncbikwhore:

I used our rent money for snacks like Cheetos and things. My wife is gonna finally leave me. Help!

I was going to buy a Hungry Man Dinner and some GPC lights with the $2 in quarters I have. I lost the rest of my money though, so I couldn't buy any food.
My money looks like this if any of you see it around by God, Carolina.
[Image: welfare5-9731.jpg]

My good friend minwhorethreat is here. He'll lend me some money for some new tube socks. He has a job and everything.

I played Sega until 4:00am this morning. I just got up for the day. Goddamn kids have been screaming. My daughter's been in the same diaper for 12 hours. Yeah I sweat a lot.

Fucking kids ate all the pudding cups. Damn them!

I thinf the dog peed on this one (flannel). Plus it's got some mustard in the armpit, I think.

(When he had a hole in his boot): I used some duct tape and masking tape to fix it. I have a shoe made out of tape.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#24

LMFAO...classic
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#25

When UDC had a 4 page go at Sassy ....

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#26

Quote: When UDC had a 4 page go at Sassy ....
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". :mellow:

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#27

Quote:Originally posted by Sassy@Jul 21 2004, 10:02 PM
Quote:[b] When UDC had a 4 page go at Sassy ....
The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". :mellow: [/b]
Sassy, I am Jimmy's Internet Girl, therefore, you did not "do" him. I did. oops. :banana:

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#28

Quote: Sassy, I am Jimmy's Internet Girl, therefore, you did not "do" him. I did. oops. :banana:
That's me. Do you mind if I tell other people you are Jimmy's Internet Girl therefore you did not do him. Hmm. Did you make a mistake. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Huh

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#29

Quote:Originally posted by Sassy@Jul 21 2004, 11:13 PM

Quote:[b] Fem : Sassy, I am Jimmy's Internet Girl, therefore, you did not "do" him. I did. oops. :banana:
That's me. Do you mind if I tell other people you are Jimmy's Internet Girl therefore you did not do him. Hmm. Did you make a mistake. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Huh [/b]
LMAO This was one of the better ........... :loool:

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#30

:angry: It is not a mistake to do jimmy, Sassy.
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#31

Quote:  :angry: It is not a mistake to do jimmy, Sassy.  
Are you mistake to do jimmy Sassy? :lee:

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#32

Getting smart with me? Sassy, my name is banana. I am jimmy's wife. Fem is jimmy's girlfriend. Who are you?
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#33

Quote: Getting smart with me?  Sassy, my name is banana.  I am jimmy's wife.  Fem is jimmy's girlfriend.  Who are you?
My IQ is over 250. Yeah,
I am very pleased to meet you

banana
. Good gossip: you are jimmy's wife. And jimmy's girlfriend is Fem. I am called Sassy. Sad

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#34

Quote:Originally posted by banana@Jul 21 2004, 04:56 PM
Getting smart with me?  Sassy, my name is banana.  I am jimmy's wife.  [b]Fem is jimmy's girlfriend.  Who are you? [/b]
:o FEM!!! WTF?!?!?!?
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#35

But didn't you see my Title Mad?? You should have known. You'll always be my wub :wub: Let's go wubl!

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#36

IN!
let's go wub :wub:


edit: Actually I didn't see your title.. I never get past the tit part
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#37

Well, the four of us better just get it on. Sassy, you are not invited. :angry:
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#38

Quote: Well, the four of us better just get it on.  Sassy, you are not invited.  :angry: 
How about that. I hear you. Yeah, That's only your opinion. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:banana:

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#39

Quote:Originally posted by Sassy@Jul 21 2004, 11:12 PM
Quote:[b] Well, the four of us better just get it on.  Sassy, you are not invited.  :angry: 
How about that. I hear you. Yeah, That's only your opinion. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
:banana: [/b]
Sassy that is not only her opinon it is mine too. :angry:

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#40

Quote: Sassy that is not only her opinon it is mine too.  :angry: 
Yeah, Please correct my mistake. What is only her opinon it is his or hers too ?A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Sad

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