[leucifer]

No, not Amish either. I'm pretty sure if I were Amish, I wouldn't be online right now.

I just figured if you were Amish you'd be on dial-up.

[Blondie]

Take your $20 and buy a hooker? Otherwise I think you're gonna have to at LEAST do dinner or chocolates or jewelry or something.

What is the standard number of boxed Chocolates FJ gets you each year? Over/Under 10?

[Blondie]

I'll suck your dick for free Leu.

[bam]

I just figured if you were Amish you'd be on dial-up.

Maybe. I'm not Amish though so I'm not certain.

[leucifer]

SON OF A BITCH


I just bought $160 non-refundable tickets for Friday before Valentines day. Only to find out she has a wedding shoot (she's a photographer) that night.

I need a ruling here: I'm allowed to find another date, right?

[bam]

SON OF A BITCH


I just bought $160 non-refundable tickets for Friday before Valentines day. Only to find out she has a wedding shoot (she's a photographer) that night.

I need a ruling here: I'm allowed to find another date, right?

Yep!

[leucifer]

Yep!

That's what I think! Hopefully she sees this logically, like we do.

[Blondie]

Tickets to?

[leucifer]

Tickets to?

Dinner and a play.

[BIRD33]

I love he's acting like he can find another date.Priceless.

[leucifer]

I love he's acting like he can find another date.Priceless.

I'm assuming that if all else fails I can fall back on a $20 whore.

[Blondie]

Fun!

She should tell the people she's photographing to have their wedding on a different day.

[leucifer]

Fun!

She should tell the people she's photographing to have their wedding on a different day.

a) She got this job last minute cause their last photographer bailed on them.

b) It sucks for my wallet, but all in all I think wedding still trumps play in terms of important and planning. And probably cost, though I don't know for sure how much they spent on the wedding.

[Bill]

what ever happened to the not spending anything idea?

[leucifer]

what ever happened to the not spending anything idea?

You have to work smarter, not harder. See, here's how it goes down: I find out she has a wedding scheduled, I say "SHIT! I got expensive tickets for that night! Crap. Oh, well, they're nonrefunable and since you can't make it I guess we'll do something else, but now I am broke cause OF YOU."

Then I post about it all over the internet to make it really sound legit. Now she feels all guilty, and like I spent a bunch of money. Now, on Valentines I can take her to the dollar menu and still score.

[Blondie]

a) She got this job last minute cause their last photographer bailed on them.

b) It sucks for my wallet, but all in all I think wedding still trumps play in terms of important and planning. And probably cost, though I don't know for sure how much they spent on the wedding.

I was just joshin'

Stand out in front of the theater and scalp them?

[Bill]

That's way too much effort.
She's already knew if she was gonna fuck you or not for valentines day.
Regardless of tickets, you should have known too.

[leucifer]

That's way too much effort.
She's already knew if she was gonna fuck you or not for valentines day.
Regardless of tickets, you should have known too.

That's like two weeks away. I can't predict that, she's a chick: anything could happen!

[BIRD33]

That's like two weeks away. I can't predict that, she's a chick: anything could happen!

So true.I had told this broad I'm seeing to come over last night because I hadnt seen* her in a while.She agrees and I get home early, straighten up and wash my nuts.She hangs out for a hour and then tells me she's got her period.Uhhh tell me that before you come over.


*F'd her brains out.

[leucifer]

So true.I had told this broad I'm seeing to come over last night because I hadnt seen* her in a while.She agrees and I get home early, straighten up and wash my nuts.She hangs out for a hour and then tells me she's got her period.Uhhh tell me that before you come over.


*F'd her brains out.

Did you mention to her that that doesn't affect her mouth?