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01-28-2009, 10:57 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Not as is, sorry.

You must be pretty fukkin hawt Bird.
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01-28-2009, 10:59 PM
I'm an adonis.Not really but say she wasnt famous.I don't find that body type attractive.Her ass is huge.The only way I'd do her now is because she's a celebrity and it would be a good story.
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01-28-2009, 10:59 PM
It's his 12 inches of exotic manhood no woman can resist.
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01-28-2009, 11:00 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:I'm an adonis.Not really but say she wasnt famous.I don't find that body type attractive.Her ass is huge.The only way I'd do her now is because she's a celebrity and it would be a good story.

sorry friend. i think you're missing out on an opportunity here.
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01-28-2009, 11:02 PM
CT280 Wrote:sorry friend. i think you're missing out on an opportunity here.

I can go to my local bowling alley and pick up chicks with that gut.Famous sure.Not famous no fucking way.
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01-28-2009, 11:03 PM
Pickle Wrote:It's his 12 inches of exotic manhood no woman can resist.

Please call it by its given name: St. Thomas Aquinas.
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01-28-2009, 11:04 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Please call it by its given name: St. Thomas Aquinas.

Sorry master!
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01-28-2009, 11:10 PM
My penis forgives you.
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01-30-2009, 01:23 AM
[Image: gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_08.jpg]


Someone I was talking to made a good point about the whole Jessica Simpson is a fat pig now thing.She's not making any money off music or acting so she gets fat, garners a lot of sympathy from broads then loses the weight by using nutri-system while appearing in their commercials(for serious $$) and ends up on Oprah telling her triumphant story in 6 months.Its a really shrewd career move.
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01-30-2009, 01:29 AM
BIRD33 Wrote:[Image: gallery_main-0126_jessica_simpson_cookoff_08.jpg]


Someone I was talking to made a good point about the whole Jessica Simpson is a fat pig now thing.She's not making any money off music or acting so she gets fat, garners a lot of sympathy from broads then loses the weight by using nutri-system while appearing in their commercials(for serious $$) and ends up on Oprah telling her triumphant story in 6 months.Its a really shrewd career move.


No sympathy here. I'm in the gym 4 days a week.
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01-30-2009, 01:36 AM
Stop hitting on me.
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01-30-2009, 01:39 AM
You've gotta applauder Nick LeChey's (sp) timing.

As for Tony Romo, he's used to staring at huge offensive lineman asses. Doesn't look big to him.
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01-30-2009, 01:54 AM
BIRD33 Wrote:Stop hitting on me.


omg! :lool:
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01-30-2009, 01:59 AM
this and all the PM's are kind of coming off desperate.
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01-30-2009, 02:01 AM
BIRD33 Wrote:this and all the PM's are kind of coming off desperate.

She's hitting on me in Pm too.
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01-30-2009, 02:04 AM
I spurned her so she's probably looking to you for a shoulder to cry on.
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01-30-2009, 02:05 AM
Cucumber Wrote:She's hitting on me in Pm too.

This one I will totally own. :wub:

Just gimme one more chance baby...:lool:
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#38

01-30-2009, 02:16 AM
new troll
jess simpson's
a) big fat ass
b) overstreched cheetah belt
c)granny jeans
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01-30-2009, 02:21 AM
D) I have no clue what Quints talking about
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01-30-2009, 02:32 AM
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