[leeman]

I still have all my chips.

Want me to clean you up ... out ... uhmmm ...


Never mind.... :$

[Banana]

Clean out my cookie....erm..cookies.

[BIRD33]

Theres a job I'll pass on.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Clean out my cookie....erm..cookies.

[Banana]

Theres a job I'll pass on.

Rich.

[BIRD33]

Rich.

And handsome.

[BIRD33]

fucking realistic.

[Banana]

You only wish you had some idea.

Face it, Bird. You respect me more than any other woman here.

[BIRD33]

Never really cared that much but I can get a good idea what its like just from your posting.I know your vagina like the back of my hand.

Since Pepsi's dead and only you and Sunny are left you are right.

[Banana]

Never really cared that much but I can get a good idea what its like just from your posting.I know your vagina like the back of my hand.

Since Pepsi's dead and only you and Sunny are left you are right.

Sexually liberated woman=whore? Rethink that.

[Banana]

I can't figure out why I am trying to convince you. I'm really bored.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

fucking realistic.

NSFW please? Thanks. I love you.

[BIRD33]

Sexually liberated woman=whore? Rethink that.

In some cases, yes.Not saying you are.Its the old debate about if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys he's a whore but if a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls he's a stud.I think in some ways its unfair but if I'm supposed to be the guy who defends your honor the least you could do is not have slept with 100 guys in your lifetime.

[BIRD33]

I can't figure out why I am trying to convince you. I'm really bored.

Son, we live in a world that has vaginas, and those vaginas have to be cleaned by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Flumper? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Jimmy, and you curse the posters. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Banana's vag being cleaned, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don’t want me cleaning that vagina, you NEED me cleaning that vagina. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cleaning something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very cleanliness I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hose, and put a clothes pin on your nose. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

[minorthreat]

Son, we live in a world that has vaginas, and those vaginas have to be cleaned by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Flumper? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Jimmy, and you curse the posters. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Banana's vag being cleaned, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don’t want me cleaning that vagina, you NEED me cleaning that vagina. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cleaning something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very cleanliness I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hose, and put a clothes pin on your nose. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

Excellent!

[Jimmy]

Sexually liberated woman=whore? Rethink that.

what the.....?

[BIRD33]

what the.....?

So she's done the freaky deeky with more men than you can count.Whats the big deal?

[Jimmy]

meh, shoulda told me, that's all.

[Banana]

Son, we live in a world that has vaginas, and those vaginas have to be cleaned by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Flumper? I have more responsibility here than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Jimmy, and you curse the posters. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Banana's vag being cleaned, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. I know deep down in places you dont talk about at parties, you don’t want me cleaning that vagina, you NEED me cleaning that vagina. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent cleaning something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very cleanliness I provide, then question the manner in which I provide it. I prefer you said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a hose, and put a clothes pin on your nose. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

That's my fave movie.

[Banana]

what the.....?

Bird thinks I'm a whore cause I talk about foreskin and escorts and sex. :eek: