[Bill]

Yes it has.

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you come up from CJ's lap for air.

[what?]

We determined that what? is a fag long long ago. Does it really need to be pointed out again?

I'd ask if you'd trust me nekkid in a hot tub with you, but I know the answer :lol:

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

It's amazing what you can accomplish when you come up from CJ's lap for air.

I have no idea what this means, grumpy mcgrumpenheimer. If you took a laxative now, you'd evaporate.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

would you trust me nekkid in a hot tub wif yo' old lady?

Nice try, but my wife's a girl.

[Bill]

I have no idea what this means, grumpy mcgrumpenheimer. If you took a laxative now, you'd evaporate.

I could stand a good shit.

[Banana]

Does putting your dick in someone's ass make you gay?

[lookout below]

Does putting your dick in someone's ass make you gay?

Not if the someone is now or was formerly a woman.

[Bill]

Does putting your dick in someone's ass make you gay?

you love these conversations....

To answer your question..I don't know. I've put my penis in a chicks behind before, the first time just to satisfy my own curiosity...now not so much.

I've dated chicks who loved it as much as vaginal sex.

Mrs Bill likes it every now and then, but it's one of those things I could live without.

but never had I had the desire to put my pecker in some man ass....

[Blueeyedwoman]

My threads always go gay. Why? Why?

[Banana]

you love these conversations....

To answer your question..I don't know. I've put my penis in a chicks behind before, the first time just to satisfy my own curiosity...now not so much.

I've dated chicks who loved it as much as vaginal sex.

Mrs Bill likes it every now and then, but it's one of those things I could live without.

but never had I had the desire to put my pecker in some man ass....

My only theory is that if you say tasting semen is gay cause gay people do it then anal sex is also gay cause gay people do it. If you don't want to taste semen cause it's gross, that makes sense and is acceptable, just like I can say I think anal sex is gross. But not cause it's gay.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Not if the someone is now or was formerly a woman.

[Banana]

My threads always go gay. Why? Why?

I hope this question is rhetorical.

[Belle]

My threads always go gay. Why? Why?

Blame What? for eatin his own jizzim.

[Blueeyedwoman]

I hope this question is rhetorical.

It was like a wailing cry in the night. A frustrated one.

[Bill]

My only theory is that if you say tasting semen is gay cause gay people do it then anal sex is also gay cause gay people do it. If you don't want to taste semen cause it's gross, that makes sense and is acceptable, just like I can say I think anal sex is gross. But not cause it's gay.

I see your point. Personally I think it's gross. But in that same sence is having a dood lick your vag gay, because that's what gay people do? Same goes for have a chick give you head.....under this instance anything besides traditional sex would be gay.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Rule 74: After receiving a blowjob or some other form of oral stimulation to the male genitalia from a female, the male will not be allowed to touch his lips to the lips of said female until at least one of these events has transpired:
74.a. A time period of at least 24 minutes has elapsed since the female made oral contact with the male genitalia.
74.b. The female has used some form of antiseptic cleanser in an oral manner as prescribed in the directions on said antiseptic cleanser in which case there will be no time period involked.
74.c. The female has eaten at least a 1,000 calorie serving of some type of food substance and a time period of at least 17 minutes has elapsed since the female made oral contact with the male genitalia.
If at least one of the above listed events does not transpire, then said male will thereafter be known as a phag.

...

[lookout below]

It was like a wailing cry in the night. A frustrated one.

I recommend Fag-B-Gone brand homosexual repellent. Available in most fine stores.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Rule 14: After male has given oral pleasure to female genitalia it is acceptable, and highly recommended, that male then make oral contact to the female's lips. If male can maintain a measurable amount of female's genital excretions to transfer to the female's lips, then it would be also encouraged. Any act that said male can persuade said female to engage in that in any way makes said female appear to possess lesbian characteristics or curiosities, further establishes said male's heterosexual status.

...

[Banana]

I see your point. Personally I think it's gross. But in that same sence is having a dood lick your vag gay, because that's what gay people do? Same goes for have a chick give you head.....under this instance anything besides traditional sex would be gay.

Exactly, which was my point in that old semen tasting thread. Just cause gay people do it doesn't make it GAY.

[Bill]

Exactly, which was my point in that old semen tasting thread. Just cause gay people do it doesn't make it GAY.

What about when Clay does it?