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Valentines Day is comming up...
#21

I will not be buying anybody anything.

See You In Toledo
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#22

I just got back from getting the stove installed.

Bitch better cook supper tonight!
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#23

Odysseus Wrote:not gonna happen, ever since she got pregnant, she's been turned off by sex. :roll: Go figure

She was turned off long before that. You fertilized the garden, you are no longer needed until next spring.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#24

SanDog Wrote:She was turned off long before that. You fertilized the garden, you are no longer needed until next spring.

Ha Ha!



Btw, we don't really do presents, either....and I'm fine with that. I'll probably get some flowers, and we MIGHT be able to go to dinner, but it's unlikely with a new baby and all.
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#25

SanDog Wrote:She was turned off long before that. You fertilized the garden, you are no longer needed until next spring.
Amen, brotha.
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#26

Mrs Bill is spayed.
There are no more fertial gardens to plow besides the one in my back yard..
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#27

Bill Wrote:Mrs Bill is spayed.
There are no more fertial gardens to plow besides the one in my back yard..
Why didn't Bill get neutered?
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#28

Nice to see you ladies. Loving you.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#29

Banana Wrote:Why didn't Bill get neutered?

I offered but Mrs Bill wouldn't allow it. She got feexd the day after she pushed out Bill V2. one extra night in the hospital and 6 months later the fun began.
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#30

Bill Wrote:I offered but Mrs Bill wouldn't allow it. She got feexd the day after she pushed out Bill V2. one extra night in the hospital and 6 months later the fun began.
Wow. She meant business.
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#31

Banana Wrote:Wow. She meant business.


it's actually very common. and the doc's prefer it that way....they claim you're already "opened up" which makes the whole process easier. Sex is great now....not like it was bad before though.....she's always horniest the week before aunt flow shows up....which is different than before.
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#32

Bill Wrote:Sex is great now....not like it was bad before though.....she's always horniest the week before aunt flow shows up....which is different than before.

Its now coming out her ears?

See You In Toledo
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#33

BIRD33 Wrote:Its now coming out her ears?

Only when she turns her head sideways at that critical moment.
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#34

[BANANA][Image: monkey.jpg][/BANANA]
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#35

leeman Wrote:Well I don't have that problem, ...

I allways forgett my own birthday and so ... So I have honestly never bought even a card to anyone ....


Please may I be the first woman you ever send a Valentine's Day card to, Lee? I would love that. :wub:
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#36

Odysseus Wrote:not gonna happen, ever since she got pregnant, she's been turned off by sex. :roll: Go figure


yeah i am in that boat too..

count my buddy and his pregnant wife in too
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#37

jesus says : buy a bible for your woman and if she's pissed whip her with nettles
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#38

what a bunch of pussies
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#39

cracker Wrote:what a bunch of pussies

The gay calvary is here.

See You In Toledo
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#40

BIRD33 Wrote:The gay calvary is here.

-5 for originality


thanks for playing though
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