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11-16-2005, 09:17 PM
Vitamin E Wrote:Cook a turkey just like you would a Bald Eagle.
No matter how you do them, bald eagles always taste like chicken to me.
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11-16-2005, 09:19 PM
Thanksgiving is my favorite food holiday. Fuck, I can't wait for the Wonderbread, Mayo, salt, turkey sammies.

Deep fried is my favorite, otherwise I do them on the barbeque. The frying can make quite a mess if you are not careful. Putting down drop cloth is a really good idea.
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11-16-2005, 09:19 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:No matter how you do them, bald eagles always taste like chicken to me.

If you slow roast 'em, they taste just like Snow Owl.
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11-16-2005, 09:19 PM
My old man fries 2 turkeys and 4 pork tenderloins..

he does the turkeys first and the tenderloins second...
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11-16-2005, 09:20 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:No matter how you do them, bald eagles always taste like chicken to me.

I though the taste more like California Condor, but that is just me.
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11-16-2005, 09:21 PM
I like where this is going.
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11-16-2005, 09:23 PM
Vitamin E Wrote:I like where this is going.

It makes me think of 5 kitten rotiserie...
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11-16-2005, 09:26 PM
Bill Wrote:It makes me think of 5 kitten rotiserie...

If you upgrade to the big spit, you can do up to 20 at a time on one skewer.
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11-16-2005, 09:26 PM
When I was growing up, we would deep fry a whooping crane every year at Christmas. Then the fuckers got so hard to find.
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11-16-2005, 09:30 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Son-of-a-bitch, I found a store in my little town that sells those birds. Its a health food place (Abundant Life Health Foods).

cLaY, is it gay to buy a turkey in a health food place?


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11-16-2005, 09:42 PM
SanDog Wrote:If you upgrade to the big spit, you can do up to 20 at a time on one skewer.

At that point why not just upgrade to the bengel tiger? much more tender and you'd have ehough left to freeze.
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11-16-2005, 09:57 PM
Bill Wrote:At that point why not just upgrade to the bengel tiger? much more tender and you'd have ehough left to freeze.

You could, but they are not nearly as tender as the kittens. Think veal.
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11-16-2005, 09:58 PM
SanDog Wrote:You could, but they are not nearly as tender as the kittens. Think veal.

I'm thinking about the auction at Sigfired (sp?) and Roy's.....
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11-16-2005, 09:59 PM
we Kansans like armadillo, very exotic round dees parts.
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11-16-2005, 10:04 PM
cLaY Wrote:we Kansans like armadillo, very exotic round dees parts.

opossum on the half shell?
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11-16-2005, 10:07 PM
WTF happened to this thread?
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11-16-2005, 10:15 PM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:WTF happened to this thread?

its good now and un-UJesque?
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11-16-2005, 10:55 PM
People here eat Oppossum, Racoon, Neutra Rat, Armadillo, etc etc etc
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11-16-2005, 11:28 PM
Anhil8tor Wrote:People here eat Oppossum, Racoon, Neutra Rat, Armadillo, etc etc etc

I am going to need some help on this Neutra Rat thing.
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11-16-2005, 11:31 PM
SanDog Wrote:I am going to need some help on this Neutra Rat thing.
They are nasty. Kind of a cross between a beaver and a rat.
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