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3 Things.
1. Congratulations.
2. You have nothing to do with the twins. It is all maternal, if she makes 2 eggs you can fertilize them both, but it makes no difference that you have twins on your side of the family.
3. I will take one if you don't want them both.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
clay will have to try the boob juice.
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cLaY Wrote:I would never give one up...its more of a miracle that we get a 2 for 1 than anything.
I will pay top dollar for avoiding the lawyer fees. Of course it would just be "expenses".
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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PurpleHaze Wrote:Awwwww!
:hug:
Just that that's like, a record here.
'Sup sugar?
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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cLaY Wrote:No way dude, I'm lying anyways...the only way my ol' lady would get knocked up is if she was rubbing her crotch on my jizz filled boxers. I'm sorry.
Damn. You had me at jizz filled.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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I will not have children unless the mother-to-be agrees to use "Danger" as my first born's middle name.
If, in the strange circumstance that I actually have sex and even stranger circumstance that I knock her up, she will be getting repeated kicks to the stomach if she gets pregnant and doesn't agree to go through with the naming.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
Sorry, my head's not in the game these days. Hence my absence. Congrats on *not* being pregnant.
