[SporK]

can I please spend all day stealing stories off the interweb and trying to sell them as my own personal accounts like you do....please!!!!

Well, you can try but considering those are actual events that have happened in my life...you might not be very sucessful.

The only reason I have posted them is because they are teasers for the rest of my stories which you may read in my upcoming book.

Furthermore, you suck cock and guzzle cum.

-Spork

[Kanism]

The only reason I have posted them is because they are teasers for the rest of my stories which you may read in my upcoming book.

Furthermore, you suck cock and guzzle cum.

-Spork

now, is that a direct quote from your dad to you which is included in your book that you are offering as a teaser?

oh joy!!! tales of incest and homosexuality!!! I CANNOT WAIT!

if it's written half as well as you post...I can see it going by the stacks at the homeless shelters to be used as kindling.

[SporK]

now, is that a direct quote from your dad to you which is included in your book that you are offering as a teaser?

oh joy!!! tales of incest and homosexuality!!! I CANNOT WAIT!

if it's written half as well as you post...I can see it going by the stacks at the homeless shelters to be used as kindling.

I had sex with all female members of your family.

-Spork

[Kanism]

I had sex with all female members of your family.

-Spork

wow!!! zinger!!! you sure are the king of zing!

you haven't had pussy since pussy had you...stop your fabrications and we'll be done with it.

[SporK]

wow!!! zinger!!! you sure are the king of zing!

you haven't had pussy since pussy had you...stop your fabrications and we'll be done with it.

I had sex with all female members of your family.

-Spork

-Spork