01-27-2005, 03:01 PM
like a putting green
Asshat Wrote:I like to keep a razor handy and get thrown in the drunk tank once a month at the county jail. Nothing breaks the ice in a group holding cell better than a naked drunk with a razor shouting, "who wants to make me look sexy?"thats when a guy named chavon says "i'll do it white meat" and you go walking out of county the next morning hung over, bow legged and you have a big "C" shaved into your pubes
yellowdog Wrote:Shaved once, never again. Fuckin' stubble killed as it grew back in. Clay is always asking me to shave my bridge so he can smooch it, but I decline. Will he ever get the hint?
cLaY Wrote:obsess much? what the fuck is with these nubes?
anhil8tor Wrote:Even noobs know when going into a new enviroment... attack the weakest male on the board...
cLaY Wrote:do i have to make you cry today?
anhil8tor Wrote:wanna do it together?
cLaY Wrote:you should probably ask fem too...
SCTLND Wrote:Shave the bean bag and trim the rest since Tom got tired of picking my pubes from between his teeth. Please its not atractive to see a grown man hack like a cat with a furball when he swallows a pube.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.