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Working on my smack
#21

TomFoolery Wrote:
what? Wrote:can a mod sticky this? I want to be able to find my smack easily if I ever need it.

I would, but when the time comes for you to use it you'll probably fumble and I don't want to be associated with you when that happens.
What would make you but when the time comes for you to use it you will probably fumble?
Then don't be.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#22

Banana Wrote:I'm gonna shrink Tom's.

You will do nothing of the sort.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#23

TomFoolery Wrote:You will do nothing of the sort.
Really? Why should you be so lucky?
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#24

TomFoolery Wrote:Gay

thanks, I'll cross that one off too.

any variations on cum available? Cum gulper/swallower/choker/guzzler/snorter/spewer/catcher/wearer/etc?


TomFoolery Wrote:I would, but when the time comes for you to use it you'll probably fumble and I don't want to be associated with you when that happens.

You're probably right, everyone seems to like me. I'm doing really well in the newbie of the month thread, probably better now that ElTaco shit the bed.
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#25

Try using a noun with 'cum' instead of an adverb(?).

cum dumpster
cum receptacle
cum storage center

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#26

TomFoolery Wrote:Try using a noun with 'cum' instead of an adverb(?).

cum dumpster
cum receptacle
cum storage center
Are those taken?
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#27

Dumpster has been used. Someone at Ownster just called my colon a jiz spitoon. I thought that was clever.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#28

HOF thread
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#29

anhil8tor Wrote:HOF thread
no
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#30

Banana Wrote:no

shit!!

next
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#31

Banana Wrote:no

Fuckin' A Nana - I brought my A game to this thread. Read back, I've got some kick-ass smack to toss around and I'm not afraid to use it. Sticky this in General Forum for a few weeks so everybody sees it, then enshrine this bitch like you did Jimmy's nuts after you removed them.
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#32

what? Wrote:Fuckin' A Nana - I brought my A game to this thread. Read back, I've got some kick-ass smack to toss around and I'm not afraid to use it. Sticky this in General Forum for a few weeks so everybody sees it, then enshrine this bitch like you did Jimmy's nuts after you removed them.

uhm, please?
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#33

800 points donated to what?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#34

Yeah...you'd better make this worthwhile.
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#35

what? Wrote:uhm, please?
I guess you catch more flies with honey (or with shit, either way), thanks for stickying.

Banana Wrote:Yeah...you'd better make this worthwhile.
whaddya want me to do? I'm yours for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go.
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#36

what? Wrote:I guess you catch more flies with honey (or with shit, either way), thanks for stickying.


whaddya want me to do? I'm yours for the next 3 1/2 minutes. Go.
PM me your junk.
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#37

before or after climax? I'm flaccid now, but there's plenty of time left
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#38

what? Wrote:before or after climax? I'm flaccid now, but there's plenty of time left
Do you need some stimulation? Otherwise, I'll take flaccid. I'm used to it.
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#39

Banana Wrote:Do you need some stimulation? Otherwise, I'll take flaccid. I'm used to it.
done, went ahead and got before, during, and after pics. Which do you want?
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#40

what? Wrote:done, went ahead and got before, during, and after pics. Which do you want?
During is good. :d
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