I'll throw 5 points her way for a bj and maybe 15 for a one night stand. if she comes willingly I will let her stay the night and might even give her breakfast in bed in exchange for a morning quicky.
Big difference between top 5 and 'wouldn't kick her out of bed' girls.
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Everyone of you fucks would marry her. Don't deny it.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
Only so we could divorce her in 6 month, take half her money and move on to the next holywood skank.
War seeing the big picture.
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Marry?? :lool:
I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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She asked me one time if I would like to have sex in my car. I said, "Sure" and I told her to get out.
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fem Wrote:Marry?? :lool:
Any day. See ElTaco's post above.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
She is rich! I'd need Viagra to get the hook to stand up in her presence.
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let's see the haters top 5 so i can pick it apart...
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
It would go something like this
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek
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Selma Hayek is gorgeous.
I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
Maybe he was secretly refering to a threesome (or sometimes incorrectly called a menage a trois) between kirsten, mary and himself. Not a bad idea, I just hope mary looks a little better then kirsten.
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If I ever had a chance to give her the hook, I'd call you to see if you were down with for some three way action.
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Nope, I am talking betrothed, if for no other reason then you already posted.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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She once bought a house in the projects and her neighbors chipped in for curtains.
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damn, you guys are cold
i think clay's list is very respectable
and not one of you would reject any of them
just sayin
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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I took her into a haunted house one time and she came out with a job application.
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Asshat Wrote:I took her into a haunted house one time and she came out with a job application.
:loool:
i hope my sinuses will be better by tomorrow
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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I once took her camping and the park ranger saw her and said, "Hey Yogi".
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Asshat Wrote:I once took her camping and the park ranger saw her and said, "Hey Yogi".
Horrible!
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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I knew an ugly girl that once dressed up like her for Halloween.
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