[asshat]

The ads on the radio are funny, but I don't know if I could take a couple of hours of it. Have you heard the one about his new 400 lb girlfriend. :loool: They also use that one in the ad for his show in Dallas.

[Bill]

as for Tom......

Tom was so excited about going to mexico, he never realized his travel agent sold him a all inclusive trip to a gay fantasy bondage camp. He got off the plane yesterday and was met by the camp greeters sent out to excort him back to the camp. After a 3 hour ride in a the trunk of VW bug, he was thrown into a outdoor pit where he waited to be sold as a sex slave. since everytime he opened his mouth to ask what the hell was going on he was beaten unmercifully, he had no clue what was going on. He was sold this evening to a guy named Hector Mucho Asfucko. Tom being the quick thinker he is knocked over the guard excorting him to Hector's hut, and made a break for it. only to get picked up 5 miles away by the fedaralies. one look at Tom in his leather
thong and ball gag and they knew exactly what to do with him. He woke up this morning with a bloody asshole and sticky stuff in his hair on a dirt floor jail cell.

[Sassy]

as for Tom......

Tom was so excited about going to mexico, he never realized his travel agent sold him a all inclusive trip to a gay fantasy bondage camp. He got off the plane yesterday and was met by the camp greeters sent out to excort him back to the camp. After a 3 hour ride in a the trunk of VW bug, he was thrown into a outdoor pit where he waited to be sold as a sex slave. since everytime he opened his mouth to ask what the hell was going on he was beaten unmercifully, he had no clue what was going on. He was sold this evening to a guy named Hector Mucho Asfucko. Tom being the quick thinker he is knocked over the guard excorting him to Hector's hut, and made a break for it. only to get picked up 5 miles away by the fedaralies. one look at Tom in his leather
thong and ball gag and they knew exactly what to do with him. He woke up this morning with a bloody asshole and sticky stuff in his hair on a dirt floor jail cell.

My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
When was this exactly?I get it.
got off the plane yesterday and was met by the camp greeters sent out to excort him back to the camp.What was it like before a 3 hour ride in a the trunk of VW bug I was thrown into a outdoor pit where he waited to be sold as a sex slave ?Interesting
reason. When was this exactly?When was he?I think Tom being the quick thinker he is a lot of things.
Why do you want picked up 5 miles away by the fedaralies?One what?I get it.
woke up this morning with a bloody asshole and sticky stuff in his hair on a dirt floor jail cell.

[PurpleHaze]

sheesh haze

narg:

Fuck off!! I thought I'd win for being right.

[Bill]

meow!