[Anhil8tor]

will slurker PM me some nudies?

has ntype already received some from her?

if you could take 1 ITer and move him into your house for 1 year.. who'd you pick. (1a. Male 1b. Female)

who is your favorite new poster at IT?

why does tom make turtle angry?

rank these posters: toe, Michman, tf, vit E and MT

[Slurker]

If I provided a hot pic of some random girl off the internet, would you wank your egg roll?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

How are you today? I'm fine. A little hungry at the moment.

When was the last time you had sex? Tuesday

Would you like some? Sure

Do you love me like I love you? Yes

Can you share another sob story, so I can tear up? Sure, about what?

If ya married one of those fat women that couldn't even get off their beds, how would you have sex with her? Top, bottom, head first?[/QUOTE] I think I would lie her on her stomach and then put maybe a hippity hop or an ottoman or something under her so that their ass was propped up really high. That way I could push the fat apart and separate the butt cheeks really well. That should give me some access from behind. If that didn't work, I would probably get some friends to help.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

this is so fucking pathetic, i'm ashamed to be a member here.

Join the crowd.

[leeman]

19 fukking pages .... I wont read them ....

Du you cry when you masturbate ....???

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

will slurker PM me some nudies? I'm still not sure if slurker is male or female. Bird says she's female. That even adds to my confusion.

has ntype already received some from her? We could ask him, but I probably wouldn't understand his answer.

if you could take 1 ITer and move him into your house for 1 year.. who'd you pick. (1a. Male 1b. Female) 1a. Mich. And while he was sleeping, I'd sneak out and do his wife. 1b. Fem

who is your favorite new poster at IT? Shadrach but he needs to step it up.

why does tom make turtle angry? Well, tom is like the guy at the ball park that throws his peanut hulls on the ground in the bleachers. Turtle is like the old man that has to sweep the aisles between the bleachers. Only thing is that Tom eats lots of peanuts. Tons of them. He gets peanut hulls up under the bleacher seats and behind the legs of the seats. He gets them in all of the places that a broom won't reach. So, along comes Turtle, thinking he'll be home in time to catch Conan and he runs up on Tom's seat. It takes him about a half hour to sweep the hulls out from under the seat where Tom sat. He mumbles as he struggles to sweep hulls out from behind everything, "That son-of-a-bitch sat here and enjoyed the game, throwing his fucking hulls everywhere, not giving a shit about the guy that has to come along and clean them up." Meanwhile, Turtle misses Conan and has to watch a rerun of the Jerry Springer show when he gets home. Tom, is at the strip joint ashing cigarettes on the floor.

rank these posters: toe, Michman, tf, vit E and MT[/QUOTE]

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

If I provided a hot pic of some random girl off the internet, would you wank your egg roll?

Do it.

[Slurker]

Do it.

Answer the question first.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

19 fukking pages .... I wont read them ....

Du you cry when you masturbate ....???

Please read them. Especially the "favorite drinking night" and "the time my daughter made me cry". I am $$$$.

I don't usually cry when I masturbate, but sometimes I like it rough. I squeeze my nipples until a tear forms. I guess that you could say I do sometimes.

[Anhil8tor]

is this your rank these posters: toe, Michman, tf, vit E and MT

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Will you answer the question first?

Fixed it.

I will try. Now do it.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Can you please rank the women posters here in order of best to worst? Don't be nice about it, mean it.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

is this your rank these posters: toe, Michman, tf, vit E and MT

Although, this question was completely tarded up, I think I know what he meant. Here is my rank, in order of worst and ending at the bottom with best.

1. Michman. He could really step up his game if he would post nudes of his wife. And swinging from Tom's sack is getting a little gay.

2. Cameltoe. The dude was becoming a legend, and then he vanished. I still have high hopes for him on his return. I give him one money $

3. TomFoolery. He is currently a bitch. He makes requests and then goes out of his way to piss on those that help him. But he is funny, very smart and has a memory like a steel trap. I give him two monies $$

4. Minorthreat. He is funny as hell. I wish he posted more during the day. Very seldom do I read something he posted that I don't laugh. I give him three monies $$$

5. VitaminE. League of his own. I still can't figure that dude out. Four monies to the king $$$$

[Slurker]

Did you wank it?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Can you please ank the women posters here in order of best to worst? Don't be nice about it, mean it.

4Fem
8Suzy
3BEW
7Pepsi
6PAB
1PH
5Faireydust
2Banana
9Blondie
10Velvet

Next time provide a list. I cut and pasted the one from earlier on the hot or not question. Okay, this is from BEST to LEAST. Opposite of the other thread.

1. PurpleHaze. One of the first girls I met on here. She is solid IT. Very funny and friendly. She knew how to welcome new people and get them involved. She was the first one I remember that would pm her tit pics without even really knowing who someone was. She's a gem.

2. Banana. Another original. Very helpful when I first joined. I wish she posted more. She is very funny and could move the board all day nearly by herself.

3. BEW. She jumped right in when she joined. She doesn't back down and has taken more than her share of shit (sup cLaY?). She is really a very interesting person and probably would suprise most members by her accomplishments. Very good addition to the board.

4. Fem. Another long time member. She used to carry the board pretty well. She's been missed since she's been gone. She leads a very interesting and entertaining life and doesn't mind sharing some of it. Damn cute as well.

5. Fairydust. I don't know much about her, but she came and she stayed. She's here everyday and contributes. She should become more controversial and post nude pics of herself.

6. PaybacksAre. Very interesting poster. She has a "guys" sense of humor. She should post more.

7. Pepsi. Very cute but a complete retard. That's what makes her fun. I would have bet anything she was a troll, but I have given up on that. I don't think anybody could stay in that character for this long. She needs to post a current nude.

8. Suzy. A very welcomed addition to the site. Who would have thought it? She really suprised me. I hope I am her secret Santa.

9. Blondie. She was really good while she was here. I guess she is full time at CF now. She should post more.

10. Velvet. I know next to nothing about her. Even when she was here, we posted on different time clocks. She's controversial, to say the least.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Did you wank it?

You are kidding, right?

[Anhil8tor]

Did you wank it?

:eek:

holy smoke

[Blueeyedwoman]

Nice list, Flumps. Good work. Now please list them of order of whose toes you'd like to suck, first to last.

[Slurker]

:eek:

holy smoke

I would've kept going with this random internet hottie, but flumper said to stop.

[SanDog]

That is not slurker.