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Letters to people
Quote:Originally posted by Banana@Nov 4 2004, 03:56 PM
Hi, Pepsi

How are you? How is that flesh-eating parasite that infected your brain? Has it starved to death yet? Anyway, let's dispense with social pleasantries: Take a chair; face the blackboard, and pay attention while I explain the 'Theory Of Why You Are A Pitiful Fuckweasel' to you. After reading your inept missive, I can't decide if syntax, logic, or control of your bowels is your weakest skill. You seem to excel in areas requiring dazzling ineptitude. Perhaps you should run for US President? (Although I doubt many would take a passive-aggressive dwarf hunchback in a wheelchair handing out 'Fuckweasel For President' pamphlets seriously. Insanity doesn't just run in your family, it does the decathlon and heptathlon at Olympic level. Contrary to your impudent assertion, you slanderous blackguard, I have painstakingly analysed all of the problems submitted to me by hordes of hapless and woebegone plebeians and answered each one with a magnitude of profound empathy, wisdom and human compassion worthy of recognition by a Nobel Peace Prize. While it is appropriate that you should be envious of my superlative self, I suggest that you moderate the severity of the querulous and begrudging nature of your crux idée fixe, lest it lax your fingertip grip on reality and send you plunging into an abyss of irreversible lunacy. Lord knows, you're already halfway there.

I hope this helps,
God
[snapback]95739[/snapback]

i understood 4 words in that paragraph all to come to this conclusion...

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!! :wub:
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Letters to people - by Banana - 09-30-2004, 07:55 PM
Letters to people - by TomFoolery - 09-30-2004, 08:14 PM
Letters to people - by Banana - 09-30-2004, 08:15 PM
Letters to people - by Sarng - 09-30-2004, 08:21 PM
Letters to people - by ClayRock - 09-30-2004, 08:25 PM
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Letters to people - by VitaminE - 09-30-2004, 08:28 PM
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Letters to people - by Banana - 09-30-2004, 08:34 PM
Letters to people - by leucetios - 09-30-2004, 08:38 PM
Letters to people - by ClayRock - 09-30-2004, 08:42 PM
Letters to people - by Banana - 09-30-2004, 08:43 PM
Letters to people - by leucetios - 09-30-2004, 08:45 PM
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Letters to people - by Banana - 09-30-2004, 08:48 PM
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Letters to people - by leucetios - 09-30-2004, 09:13 PM
Letters to people - by TomFoolery - 09-30-2004, 09:15 PM
Letters to people - by Banana - 09-30-2004, 09:20 PM
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Letters to people - by TomFoolery - 09-30-2004, 09:27 PM
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Letters to people - by Banana - 09-30-2004, 09:36 PM
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Letters to people - by CodeWarrior - 09-30-2004, 11:35 PM
Letters to people - by leucetios - 09-30-2004, 11:39 PM
Letters to people - by ClayRock - 09-30-2004, 11:40 PM
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