[asshat]

Sorry dude. When I realized I didn't have a snow balls chance of banging her, I tried to change the subject.

I understand how you feel. It would suck not to be me having her emailing me her stuff while she looks at a picture of some guy I pulled up on an accouting web page hanging out on a cove in Sweden and talked about how hard it is to find women when all I do is run my company and make millions of dollars and hope someday to have the penile reduction surgery so that more women might date me.

Cheer up, there are some real hosebags that have emailed me. I might throw you a bone.