[ncbikwhore]

I was fishing the river with the wife and kids last night. It's pretty easy since our house is on wheels. I can hookup my 79 Dodge and take the whole crew with me. Well I was fishing for grass carp when I heard my kids yelling in the distance. I had to run through a bunch of weeds and stuff but finally found them at the garbage dump, which is next to the river about a 1/2 mile. I had chiggar bites all over my body. My kids were just playing king of the hill and having a good time. They found a perfectly good pair of underwear in a trash bag. I gave them to my wife for her birthday. I ate a left over taco from Taco Bell I found in my glovebox. Mosquitos did a number on my ass crack.