[BIRD33]

Prior to fancy cell phones with internet capability I fucked a single mother at her house after a party in North East Philly.Its 7AM and I hear the kid rustling around so I sit straight up and walk out the door to avoid a awkward "Hey I just fucked your mom, nice to meet you kid" scene.I get outside and realize my friend drove me down there and he went home which is an hour away.I know I'm in the north east but thats it.I'm literally standing on the corner debating on whether to go back inside the house but that seemed painful.I start texting friends with cross streets to find out where I'm at.Eventually one leads me to the main drag in the NE and I catch a cab closer to home and have another girl I was fucking pick me up.She takes me home I shower and she gives me a hand job.The end.