08-19-2008, 03:53 AM
Sunday my friend, and when I sayfriend, I mean the old baldguy down the road that wears an ankle monitorand raises albino turkeys, came by my house. I was inhiding in a sycamore tree in the front yard jerking to the Albertons weekend sales flyer. They had previously frozensirloin on for 3.49 a pound and trust me if you have never pust a thick cut of sirloin in your ass then you haven't lived. But anyway after I jumpedout of the tree and scared the shit out of him he asked me if I wanted to gofishing. I asked him if he was fuckinginsane and he said they said he wasn'tbut he had beer so I went.
Afterseveral hours of drinking beer and wtching my friend fish, we were seeingwho could pee the farthest and we got the idea to go down tothis gay bar in town and kickthe shit out of somefaggots, so we left.
I remember singing Dancing Queenat the karioke stagein my boxers and taking tequilla shotswith about 10 dudes at the bar. Now my advice is that you never passout in thehall way to the men's room in a gay bar. So,I'll be going to Albertsons tonight.
Afterseveral hours of drinking beer and wtching my friend fish, we were seeingwho could pee the farthest and we got the idea to go down tothis gay bar in town and kickthe shit out of somefaggots, so we left.
I remember singing Dancing Queenat the karioke stagein my boxers and taking tequilla shotswith about 10 dudes at the bar. Now my advice is that you never passout in thehall way to the men's room in a gay bar. So,I'll be going to Albertsons tonight.