[BIRD33]

1. Flumper starts $$$ theards.

2. Flumper is much funnier.

3. Flumper is loved by a million more people.

4. Flumper is a better golfer.

5. Flumper doesn't like to caress meaty penises.

Dude you ran away to be the star at arguably the lamest forum on the internet.

I am a better golfer.

I don't start threads yet I'm legendary.

I'm not a sell out.

I'm young and have better stories.

I'm better looking.

I'm a minority.

I'd say 80% of my posts are absolute knee slappers.

My name is well is more well known at all the sites you post at yet I've never posted at any of them.