[Bill]

I thought I got to choose.

TF would probably insist on going first, so probably his.

There is a simple answer to this question: (if you read the board)

VitE would have a premie before getting outta the gate.
Clay would pound you like there is no tomarrow before dumping his load on the dogs head.
Foolery wouldn't fuck you, he loves his girlfriend and stuff.
Bird would kick you out before you even got your shorts on after the deed was done.