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06-02-2006, 04:19 PM

Shenanigans Wrote:Boats arn't like cars.
Speaking of being pinned under things. How's the Mrs?

last night i went to bed at 10:15. wifer gets off at 10, then went to the store to buy some shit. i didnt hear her come in. around 11:30 i wake up to her screaming. our little dog Lilly (poodle) freaked that she invaded the bedroom, she tends to do this. Lilly started snarling, growling, showing her teeth...bad enough she was backing my wife into the corner of our bedroom. i woke up to the bedroom light turning on and my wife yelling at the top of her lungs. i got out of bed, threw a piss, walked back in the bedroom and told the dog to get in her kennel. she went right in, BODE'...so i lay back down, the wife gets in bed and starts bawling, "i don't know what to do, i can't be scared of my own dog, but i can't put her to sleep"...i'm thinking "SWEET, finally we can kill that fucking dog"

i got woke up at 4 in the morning to my wife having a nightmare and crying in her sleep.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours

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So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 03:41 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 03:52 PM

So Bird. - by Tommy - 06-02-2006, 03:58 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 03:58 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 04:03 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 04:06 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 04:08 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 04:09 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 04:10 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 04:12 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 04:15 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 04:19 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 04:22 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 04:25 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 04:28 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 04:30 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 04:31 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 04:32 PM

So Bird. - by Tommy - 06-02-2006, 04:46 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 04:51 PM

So Bird. - by Tommy - 06-02-2006, 04:58 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 04:59 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 05:01 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 05:04 PM

So Bird. - by Tommy - 06-02-2006, 05:07 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 05:11 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 05:14 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 05:21 PM

So Bird. - by Tommy - 06-02-2006, 05:22 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 05:23 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 05:24 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 05:24 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 05:25 PM

So Bird. - by Tommy - 06-02-2006, 05:26 PM

So Bird. - by Bill - 06-02-2006, 05:27 PM

So Bird. - by cLaY - 06-02-2006, 05:29 PM

So Bird. - by BIRD33 - 06-02-2006, 05:34 PM

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