[Oli-dogg]

Stupid Australian,

Two Points:

1. Anyone who says "Sporktard" is an idiot. Feel free to keep using it.
2. If you're going to make a play on a classic Spork line, at least fucking be funny about it.

An example:

Spork to Australian Slim Shady: "I don't speak retard. Consult a dictionary and try again."

Now that's a line. You're embarrasing the human race - commit suicide.


It's no fucking wonder Teh Spork murdered you.

I could tell you were a Sporktard, without a second look
I chose the line I did because you're the retard with the book
I can see you took the hook, you swallow my bait every time
You delusional freak - there is no classic Spork line!

The only thing you murdered, was your own reputation
Which was dead from the start, from the Sporks first creation
From your first conversation, from your very first post
Any respect you had, disappeared like a ghost

An Australian Slim Shady, is that the best you've got?
In case you forgot, Slim Shady's hip-hop's at the top
Spork, thanks for the compliment, but not to be outdone
I'll compliment you back - it suits your face in all that cum