[SporK]

we kinda breeded spork, his first posts were sub-human communication.

This is incorrect. Teh SporK was running shit long before he discovered your puny forum. Teh SporK has been banned from 20, give or take, internet forums. You make Teh Spork laugh with your outragous claims.

Eat a dick.

We should understand him a bit better when he releases the first edition of his book "Sporktard Communication - Retard to English Translations".

Stupid Australian,

Two Points:

1. Anyone who says "Sporktard" is an idiot. Feel free to keep using it.
2. If you're going to make a play on a classic Spork line, at least fucking be funny about it.

An example:

Spork to Australian Slim Shady: "I don't speak retard. Consult a dictionary and try again."

Now that's a line. You're embarrasing the human race - commit suicide.


It's no fucking wonder Teh Spork murdered you.

2. SporK is not an Ownster member.

Correct.


Teh Spork is greatness. Long live Teh Spork.

-SporK