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yeah but if my cock is gonna get jacked i'd rather do it. i know exactly how to git-r-done (<- I hate that saying)

You know, that's basically what I tell wahoo when he tries to come up to me naked with that eager look on his face. But when I say "You're better at it, why don't you just take care of it yourself honey" he thinks its cute to smack me in the face with it.

That man has no sense of humor, I'm telling you.