03-14-2006, 01:06 PM
Air Traffic Controller Wrote:Spork's your name, is it? Like a broken fork or a fucked up spoon? You're about an inch deep--same distance from your body to the tip of your dick.
Don't apply for certification as an ATC. I'll see to it you are rejected.
Sorry kid, I'm already ATC certified.
What else you got?
-Spork
Pre-order my book. I've written a bunch of material and we're currently shopping around for a publisher.
-SPorK

