[SporK]

You went on a date with some slut but couldn't get an erection so instead of leaving or consuming more alchohol you decided to stick your tongue in her cooter and then knuckle her? What was the point of this?

Now to top it all off, you're going out with her again? What the fuck? She is obviously either really ugly or you're very homosexual or both? So what would be the point for going out with her for a second time? Does she remind you of your dad or what?

You are a fucking failure.

-Spork