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We could end up with THIS situation,






Man Allegedly Bites Off Man's Penis

Fri Feb 17, 10:10 PM ET

TULSA, Okla. - A family sitting down to dinner had to call police and an ambulance after a man allegedly bit off the penis of his bitch, authorities said.


Flumper came out of a back room of a north Tulsa residence on Thursday with a napkin over his crotch and said his bitch, identified as Bird33, had bitten his penis.

Medics responding to the house saw that Flumper's penis had been severed and called police.

"We looked around and tried to find a penis but couldn't find it," Cpl. Larry Edwards, a police spokesman, said. "I think he swallowed it."

An ambulance took Bird33, 37, to a local hospital where police talked to emergency room personnel about pumping his stomach to see if the penis was inside, police Cpl. Shane Tuell said.

"They said, given the acid in the stomach, that it would be a futile effort to try and do that," Tuell said.

The penis is made primarily of cartilage and other soft tissues that stomach acid can dissolve quickly.

The couple live in California, and the other people at the house didn't know what led to the assault, Tuell said.

Officers used pepper spray on Bird33, after tussling with him as they tried to take him into the custody, Edwards said.

Hill denied biting Flump's penis, police said.

He was booked into the Blue Oyster Jail on complaints of aggravated assault and battery, resisting arrest and destroying evidence.

Flump could receive help from domestic violence groups to recover from his injury if he cooperates with Bird33's prosecution should a criminal charge be filed, Tuell said.

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