If I was Santa Claus...

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If I was Santa Claus...

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12-23-2005, 02:23 AM

Thomas Wrote:[COLOR="Red"]Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?

Your friend, Thomas [/COLOR]

Dear Thomas,

All the toys are made by little kids like you in China. Every year I give them a bean sandwich as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time gambling. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Thanks.

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If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:16 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:17 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:19 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:20 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:21 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Shadrach - 12-23-2005, 02:22 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:23 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:24 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by SanDog - 12-23-2005, 02:25 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:26 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by ntype - 12-23-2005, 02:30 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by ntype - 12-23-2005, 02:31 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 02:49 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Blueeyedwoman - 12-23-2005, 04:10 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 04:20 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 04:26 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 05:52 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Blueeyedwoman - 12-23-2005, 06:03 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 06:51 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Blueeyedwoman - 12-23-2005, 07:03 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Anhil8tor - 12-23-2005, 07:07 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by minorthreat - 12-23-2005, 07:28 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 07:38 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-23-2005, 07:43 AM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Anhil8tor - 12-23-2005, 05:53 PM

If I was Santa Claus... - by WoolyGoat - 12-23-2005, 05:55 PM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Anhil8tor - 12-23-2005, 05:56 PM

If I was Santa Claus... - by Anhil8tor - 12-22-2006, 07:50 PM

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