[Paco]

I was taking a dooker this afternoon and some guy takes a seat in the adjacent stall. I figured he was just another dude looking to get bizzy shittin'. I couldn't help but notice he set his Burger King bag on the floor and started eating. What sick fuck would eat in a public bathroom? How fukking disturbing is that? I was doing my best to bark out some gas with as much volume as I could muster. There was no hope! My concentration was shaken. I dropped a silent loaf. It entered the water like an olympic diver ...no splash. No farts, nothing. I pray there will never be a need to post an update to this story.